After months of speculation about whether or not she was pregnant, Jennifer Hudson indeed gave birth on Monday to a healthy baby boy named David Daniel Otunga, Jr., her rep confirmed to People.com. As a gift for the new mom (and her fiance, David Otunga), I thought I’d take a crack at writing a lullaby to the tune of “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going,” the Dreamgirls showstopper that helped Hudson win a Best Supporting Actress Oscar back in 2007. Hey, you never know when she’ll need new material to help quell a crying jag from her brand new bundle of joy!
And I am telling you
You are napping
You’re the best tot I’ll ever know
So I’ll rock you to sleep for sure
No, no, there’s no way
No, no, no, no way you’re gonna keep fussing
No there’s no need for fussing
‘Cause your diaper is clean
You’re swaddled
And bottled
Now you, oh you, you’re gonna get sleep
Ooh, you’re gonna get sleep!
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This girl is absolute trash with the charisma of a warm cucumber. Big voice, no personality or penchant for the original or unique.
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What a mean thing to say.Congrats Jennifer keep watch on them haters.
You may not think she has much in the personality department, but how does that make her trash? She’s respectful, stays out of the tabloids, and is a new mom. Sheesh.
Know baby you are trash to even take out time to try and tell someone some bull like that. Stop hating on this talented woman you don’t even know. We can all hear you are not a FAN so keep your cold hearted words to yourself. What a pitty and a shame how crazy people judge others. Jennifer don’t give a dam about you. A matter of fact you don’t even matter. A mean sprited evil joke.
Slezak, I “heart” you… I may just have to try your lullaby out on my kids someday. Although with me straining to belt out those high notes, it will probably make my kid cry harder!
Boo!
Yeah, umm….. not so sure about that song, but congrats to Jennifer and her new baby. She deserves a miracle after all the tragedy in her life.
You’re going to make a hell of a dad some day. In the meantime, do you babysit?
Slezak, you’re my hero!!!
lol to cute i might use dis once i have a child
lol that was cute and creative
GOD Bless you Jennifer and your new bundle of joy. I would like to wish you and David nothing but the best of luck, you both deserve it. GOD IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
This comment is direct to the first person who posted about this story. Keep your comments to yourself, idiot.