Jul 2 2009 09:03 PM ET

Breaking: I do not care who Bradley Cooper dines with

Bradley-Cooper-dates_l I do not care if it’s Aniston, Jen
Or a plastic doll whose name is Ken
Or that actress who plays Bridget Jones
Or if he’s dining all alone
He starred in Alias, so I don’t hate
But as for who’s sharing his dinner plate?
Check the box marked “TMI”
Or the one that’s labeled “Le frown, le sigh”
I do not care who dines with Bradley
But suspect I’ll keep on hearing, sadly

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  • Tim G.

    *snaps* Groovy, dude.

  • miv

    AMEN, brotha slezak

  • harry

    LOL very good!

  • Bobbi

    Totally agree!

  • Ragna

    In complete and utter agreement with you.

  • Isabella

    Nice one, Slezak! I totally get what you’re saying. I mean, I think Bradley Cooper is awesome; loved him in The Hangover. Just loved him. However, I am so tired of all this crap on the covers of magazines going, “Bradley and Jen’s Romantic Night Out: Details Inside!” All I can do is sigh and say, “Since when do people care?” Oh, and that people won’t stop talking about it even though the guy himself stated they were just friends. Gosh, leave him alone. Nobody cares who he dates!

  • Trixie

    The only person I’m interested in hearing about him having dinner with is ME. Other than that, pretty boring.

  • touche

    Love ya Slezak.

  • Eliza

    What a brilliant poet!

  • Jane

    I don’t care either…
    but he’s still HOT!

  • youtuber

    Go to youtube and watch
    LITTLE MONKEY BOY CLIMBING!
    hilarious video..

  • Sina

    He can’t be dating two of the most boring women in Hollywood! YUCK. He could do better.

  • hmph

    Jennifer Aniston is BORING AND OVERRATED. Please go away, thanks.

  • Elena

    Poor Coops. He must have said a million times he is only friends with Jennifer Aniston. I have total love for him for starring in Alias AND The Hangover AND Wedding Crashers, but I could care less who he’s having dinner with. That’s not even dating! Wait, that’s not even a confirmed DATE! Hollywood is weird.

  • Carla

    that was deep, Slezak, very deep.

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