I do not care if it’s Aniston, Jen
Or a plastic doll whose name is Ken
Or that actress who plays Bridget Jones
Or if he’s dining all alone
He starred in Alias, so I don’t hate
But as for who’s sharing his dinner plate?
Check the box marked “TMI”
Or the one that’s labeled “Le frown, le sigh”
I do not care who dines with Bradley
But suspect I’ll keep on hearing, sadly
Jul 2
2009
09:03 PM ET
Breaking: I do not care who Bradley Cooper dines with
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*snaps* Groovy, dude.
AMEN, brotha slezak
LOL very good!
Totally agree!
In complete and utter agreement with you.
Nice one, Slezak! I totally get what you’re saying. I mean, I think Bradley Cooper is awesome; loved him in The Hangover. Just loved him. However, I am so tired of all this crap on the covers of magazines going, “Bradley and Jen’s Romantic Night Out: Details Inside!” All I can do is sigh and say, “Since when do people care?” Oh, and that people won’t stop talking about it even though the guy himself stated they were just friends. Gosh, leave him alone. Nobody cares who he dates!
The only person I’m interested in hearing about him having dinner with is ME. Other than that, pretty boring.
Love ya Slezak.
What a brilliant poet!
I don’t care either…
but he’s still HOT!
Go to youtube and watch
LITTLE MONKEY BOY CLIMBING!
hilarious video..
He can’t be dating two of the most boring women in Hollywood! YUCK. He could do better.
Jennifer Aniston is BORING AND OVERRATED. Please go away, thanks.
Poor Coops. He must have said a million times he is only friends with Jennifer Aniston. I have total love for him for starring in Alias AND The Hangover AND Wedding Crashers, but I could care less who he’s having dinner with. That’s not even dating! Wait, that’s not even a confirmed DATE! Hollywood is weird.
that was deep, Slezak, very deep.