The Hills‘ fair-haired evil duo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are reportedly getting set to marry this weekend for the 505th time and we got our hands on the pair’s "top-secret" gift registry. Here’s a sneak peek:
- A lifetime membership to the Botox Babes of America club
Requested: 1
Still need: 0
- Actors to play paparazzi outside the ceremony
Requested: 20
Still need: 14
- Actors to play paparazzi on the honeymoon
Requested: 5
Still need: 4
- Yellow crime tape to keep certain, ahem, relatives from objecting
Requested: one roll
Still need: one roll
- Woman with decent singing voice to sing Heidi’s music "backstage" at reception
Requested: 1
Still need: 0
- Camcorder to record
future sex tapeall the festivities
Requested: 1
Still need: 1
- A plane ticket to Crested Butte, Co. just in case someone needs to clear their head
Requested: 45
Still need: 28
- Top-shelf tequila— and lots of it
Requested: 5 cases
Still need: 1 case
That’s the only part of the registry we were able to sleuth out. But if you had to guess, Pop Watchers, what else should be on it?
A one way ticket to Mars.
A life
Requested: 2
Still need: 2
New, real personalities
Requested: 2
Still need: 2
LOL @ Amy, well said!
http://tvdonewright.com/
Men’s razor: 1
Still needed: 1
A large adoring fan base
requested: 1
Still need: 1
Toaster
Requested: 1
Still Needed: 1
Haha, those faux celebrities probably so love their bread toasted. “Look how fancy we are.”
SERIOUSLY!!!!…..Heidi are you still so pathetically insecure that you are going to marry the Ultimate Self-serving, narcisist?
A brain: needed 2
Class: need unlimited supply
A psychiatric consultation to check if Heidi is sane: needed 1
So a shallow self-indulgent hag decides to marry a shallow narcissitic douchebag, and we call this news?
Heidi and Spencer: proof that the upper class has its own special brand of white trash.
I think that Heidi looked really pretty at the wedding on Saturday. I am not sure if this wedding is real or another fake set up just for publicity and for another episode of “The Hills.” I heard it was for the finale, so who knows. But check out these photos that I found here, I still think they look really good even if they are fame hogs lol.
http://tinyurl.com/speidiwedpics
I think that Heidi looked really pretty at the wedding on Saturday. I am not sure if this wedding is real or another fake set up just for publicity and for another episode of “The Hills.” I heard it was for the finale, so who knows. But check out these photos that I found here, I still think they look really good even if they are fame hogs lol.
http://tinyurl.com/speidiwedpics
Thats funny, someone just made a site called http://www.spencerisatool.com