T-Pain: Best verbal confirmation of an accident ever?

Despite some cuts, bruises, and the lingering effects of four missing teeth, T-Pain performed live last night at Universal City’s Gibson Amphitheatre. We love the way he reportedly acknowledged his condition: "There’s a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart," the rapper told his audience. Was it true? It wasn’t just true. He continued, "That’s f—ing true. It did happen like three days ago. My ass is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt…Ibust my ass. I’d show you the marks, but I don’t wanna pull my pantsdown right now." This is much, much better than a press release, so bravo, T-Pain. Uh…more like Tee-Pain! Don’t publish that, Annie. Don’t do it don’t do it. Do it. [From MTV News via Rap-Up.com]