…on Twitter, that is. OMG! Okay, maybe it’s not THE Robert Pattinson, but whoever it is tweeting as FakerPattz is close enough to the real thing, if not better (he even writes back!). Recent tweets include:
"Day 127 of not washing my hair."
"I love showing up at Twilight premiers. Now if onlyhot girls my age would throw me panties instead of scary Twimoms."
It turns out Rob Pattinson is all over the Twittersphere: A quick search turned up a slew of streams, many by folks claiming to be the pastey-faced thesp, but most content to offer minute-by-minute updates of breaking Rob news. All are required reading for Twihards. Here are some of our favorites:
Rob_Pattinson turned us onto the Twilight Makeover Game, which allows young girls (and underemployed adults) to cut and style Rob’s hair, change his clothes and apply tasteful amounts of foundation, mascara, and lipstick.
RobPattzNews features links to paparazzi shots, gossip, and even EW’s excerpt from Catherine Hardwicke’s Twilight diary.
By the way, are you following PopWatch on Twitter yet? Get on it. We’re friends with Rob Pattinson.









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I dont think anything this person is saying is true I dont thik that it is rob pattison I have read enough stuff about him to kow that he doesnt even go on the internet only to look at youtube videos he is afraid of his own shadow so for him to write stuff on twitter does not make sense another fake
KEEP DREAMING…
it says right on it its just a fan
There’s another one that’s a fake Kristen Stewart: http://twitter.com/fakekbitch
All parody and spoof.
Who cares what a fake Robert Pattinson is Twittering about? It sounds silly.
Who cares? Wait…EW does…when’s your next boring arse Twilight cover?
This person is clearly a roleplayer… Even I roleplay. Simple, really.
i dont really understand what your sayin but theirs inly ONE robert pattinson! okay!
hmmm.. he really made me believe that vampires aren’t scary.. now, my dream is “becoming a monster”..
Robert Pattinson actually does have Twitter – I added it a while ago, but he’s now learned how to block off who can see it and is in the process of deleting all this followers. However, Kristen calls him “ducky”
no joke.
There’s a fake TomStu as well!
http://twitter.com/faketomstu
This is probably the fakest thing I’ve ever heard. Its so not rob! Its not!
This is probably the fakest thing I’ve ever heard. Its so not rob! Its not!
Of course it’s not him, but it’s still very amusing.
NO NO NO !!! i only like the real thing!!! nobody else could even compare to his beatiful face.:)
i just choked on my coffee when i read the tweet about twimoms throwing underwear.
that is freaking hysterical
letterstorob.com
OK, seriously people, this is getting out of hand. A game where you can dress him???? Am I the only one who thinks this is insane???
OK, seriously people, this is getting out of hand. A game where you can dress him???? Am I the only one who thinks this is insane???
I linked to your twitter post and the last input was on Feb. 8.
Oh, please, people. One hopes this guy has better things to do with his time. Although, I have to admit, the hair washing comment is pretty damn funny.
does he still want people to call him spunk ransom??
I am a twimom who does NOT throw panties! I’m so hurt ROB!!!Neglecting twimoms? I’m only 28!
LOL-maybe he likes them young girls after ALL!
I’m a TWIMOM and I don’t throw panties. I’m so hurt ROB! Neglecting twimoms, I’m only 28! Maybe he likes those young girls after all!LOL
Ok I won’t throw my panties. I am over the hill Twilight fan. I don’t want to “Do” him but I would enjoy talking to him. He still seems pretty funny and intelligent. He plays guitar and sings and the fact he seems to shun the hollywood hubbub makes him even more desirable.
I am a 911 operator and my days are not filled with joy.. so looking at him keeps my spirits up !!!
So Rob I know I’m too old but you make my heart beat faster and I love your smoldering eyes and your unabashed boylike ways !!
Call me Mrs Robinson
I love Twilight.
Rob fits Edward so well
I agree with Mrs Robinson. I am an older fan. My life at the moment is a little dull and being a HUGE fan of Twilight the Movie, and the books, and Robert Pattison makes me EXTREMELY HAPPY!!! I really look forward to all the movies coming up in the Twilight Saga and looking forward to watching Robert Pattinson’s movie career grow. He’s brilliant!!!!
Hi, I am sucha huge fan, the movie actually made me want to know more about Edward and Bellas love story, I would not change not one person in the original cast, if any of them would have been changed, I would not watch the 2nd or future movies, I look at the other actors/actress suggested and I don’t see it happening! The original cast did such a GREAT job to the point I became a fan because of their perfomances espically Edward and Bella!
omg he talks to you. i love robert but i love taylor lautner more 1. his got a hot tan 2. his a bit nicer and down to earth 3. his more my age. im 16 and i love taylor so much. he is my life
anyways i love robert so much too!!!!!!!!!!!! i will throw my panties at him…>:)
umm..u can put lipstick and mascara on rob..that’s just wrong people..the fan have taken it too far this time….lol
oops i meant fans…