Jan 14 2009 12:00 PM ET

Two's a trend: Mall-cop movies!

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Mallcopsrogenjames_lThere’s a fascinating sort of hive mind that exists in Hollywood, which is essentially a giant monkeys-at-typewriters statistical exercise that sometimes spits out two nearly identical projects at the same time. But while I can understand the existence of two asteroid movies (1998′s Deep Impact and Armageddon), two Truman Capote movies (2005′s Capote and 2006′s Infamous), and even the ongoing Chinese Democracy-style journey of the two rumored Janis Joplin biopics to the screen, I find it amazing in a totally enjoyable way that for 2009, the greatest entertainment minds of our generation have dreamed and toiled and employed all of their considerable talents to generate…two mall-cop movies?

It was just announced that Observe and Report, the newest from funny Foot Fist Way writer/director Jody Hill, will premiere at the SXSW Film Fest this March. Starring Seth Rogen as "a deluded, self-important head of mall security who squares off in a turf war against the local cops," the film is a dark comedy, which is the most obvious way in which it will differ from this weekend’s Paul Blart: Mall Cop, the ultra-broad Kevin James vehicle directed by Steve Carr. (Funny story: Steve Carr used to do album art for Def Jam in the ’90s, which means the same dude who directed Daddy Day Care also designed the cover for, like, Public Enemy’s Fear of a Black Planet.)

How to explain, PopWatchers? What’s so zeitgeisty about mall cops? Which one of these films are you more excited to see? And can you think of other memorable two-fers in movie history?

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  • James

    I’ll try to give it a chance. But this does not portend a good trend.

  • Steve

    The were two Robin Hood films that came out at the same time – one Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves with Kevin Costner and the other Robin Hood with Patrick Bergin. History shows which was the bigger hit even though the Patrick Bergin one was releases first (IMDB lists it as a TV movie but I remember it in the cinemas).

  • Philip

    “Volcano” and “Dante’s Peak”?

  • Elizabeth

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop – I’ve been looking forward to this since I saw the trailer last year.
    As far as a trend goes, I’m sure remakes don’t count, right?

  • MAC

    Paul Blart Mall Cop – I can’t even see a commercial w/out instantly laughing.

  • anonymous

    there was also the two first daughter movies with similar twists in plot, one with mandy moore and the other katie holmes

  • Jordo

    There are numerous examples of this, but what springs to mind first is the animated ant duo of the Woody Allen/Sylvester Stallone voiced “Antz” and Pixar’s oft-forgotten (compared to their other stellar films) sophomore effort: A Bug’s Life

  • Rebecca

    Madagascar and The Wild. I can’t stand when this happens. It annoys me a LOT.

  • RPM

    Columbus and 1492 in the early 90′s. I don’t know if they came out the same year, but I remember Kevin Costner’s Wyatt Earp and Tombstone being relesed pretty close to each other.

  • Jenn67

    A bunch of movies about penguins came out at the same time: Happy Feet, March of the Penguins, and some other stupid one about surfing penguins. Seriously BAD timing!

  • Jen

    Not movies, but TV…remember a couple of years ago when 30 Rock and Studio 60, TV shows about TV shows, came out at the same time? We all know how that turned out…

  • Sara

    Paul Blart looks awful and juvenile – I didn’t laugh once during the idiotic trailer. Oh and of course it’s set in Jersey, land of malls. Observe and Report however, should be excellent, and not just because I loooove Seth Rogen – a dark comedy about mall cops? How is that not awesome?

  • EP Sato

    I can remember a few two-fers
    Two turn of the century, semi-victorian movies about magicians (The Prestige and The Illusionist), and two Christopher Columbus movies in 1992.
    Honorable Mention: The Sopranos came out about the same time as Analyze This. While one was tv and the other a movie, EW even noted how odd it was. Also, both the movie (sequel) and tv show made references to each other.
    Also, TV mention: 30 rock and studio 60 covered more or less the same material and came out the same season.
    And weren’t there a bunch of animated penguin movies that all seemed to come out at the same time like a year or two ago?

  • Jay

    Panda Express & Yoshinoya Beef Bowl

  • gac

    Platoon (Released December ’86) and Full Metal Jacket (Released June ’87)
    Finding Nemo and A Shark’s Tale
    Turner and Hooch and K-9
    Like Father Like Son and Vice Versa
    The Truman Show and Ed TV
    Volcano and Dante’s Peak
    United 93 and World Trade Center

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