She’s your queen to be:
A queen to be forever,
A queen who’ll do whatever his highness desires.
She’s your queen to be:
A vision of perfection,
An object of affection to quench your royal fire.
Completely free from infection,
To be used at your discretion,
Waiting only for your direction!
Your queen to be!
– Oha (Paul Bates) singing at the royal courtship of Prince Akeem (Eddie Murphy), Coming to America








“Bark like a dog…”
What a fun movie – thanks Joshua.
This is one of the funniest movies ever made!!!
“That boy’s good.”
“Yeah, good and terrible.”
Oh…and how I could forget?
“Sexual Chocolate!”
“Wanna know a secret? I worship the Devil!”
*beatbox sounds*
My name is Peaches and I’m the best,
all the DJ’s want to feel my *****.
*beatbox sounds*
omg I could almost quote this entire movie. Definately on my top 10
“Just let your Soul Glooooooow”
Boy, what’s that you got in your hair?
Just juices and berries.
That ain’t nothin’ but an ultra perm….tell me how you want me to cut this.
Just make it nice and neat.
*snip*
That’ll be 8 dollars
“The royal p*nis is clean, Your Highness”
LOLOL oh this was great… eddie murphy when he was on top of his game… oh those were the days
LOVE this movie. Ironically, I ALWAYS fast-forward this clip-lol. I also wanted to find the “what’s going down” episode of “That’s My Mama”. Sexual Chocolate!!
I’m looking for my son, Akeem
who?
you know…Kunta
oh yeah…the boy upstairs
Put your hands TOGETHAAAA-AAAA…….For RANDAAAAA WATSON…………and SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!
“I believe the children are our future (thank you)”
I freaking love this movie. Besides the dated clothing and music, the humor stands the test of time. Plus John Landis never did anything small did he? Geez, the wedding scene was pretty immaculate. Amazingly choregraphed. Thae that ‘Rachel Getting Married’!!! Sorry. Had to throw that in
All right, here we are. There’s only one bathroom on this floor, so you’re going to have to share it. We got a bit of an insect problem, but you boys from Africa are used to that. And another thing, don’t use the elevator. It’s a death trap. This is the place I was telling you about. It’s real f****d up. Got just one window facing a brick wall. Used to rent it to a blind man… damn shame what they did to that dog.
“Give it up to my band Sexual Chocolate.”
“SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!”
*Stomp foot in reverence and proceed offstage*