'Dancing With the Stars': Who will win?

Brooke_fringeOkay, dance masters — who’s going to take home TV’s most insignificant trophy tomorrow night: the hyper-extended Brooke Burke, surprising lover of sequins Warren Sapp, or no one’s favorite ’90s boy bander, Lance Bass? This morning, I participated in AOL Television’s ‘DWTS’ Winner Predictions gallery with my prognosis: Lance. I think our little cosmonaut will surprise everyone by winning and then immediately shooting up into space with his new mirror-ball bauble. They’ll probably have to whittle his trophy into a trapezoid to make it as "edgy" as he is. Meanwhile, I’d like to nominate Brooke’s fringed pants (pictured, duh, you cannot look away) for Best And By Best I Obviously Mean Worst DWTS Costuming Atrocity Of The Season (BABBIOMWDWTSCAOTS). It’s a very competitive category. For more on DWTS, be sure to check out my always illuminating[ly tacky] TV Watch tomorrow morning.

Who do you think will win DWTS, and which costume gets your vote for BABBIOMWDWTSCAOTS?

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  • Ceballos

    I agree that Lance is going to win. He really stepped up last week.
    In fact, I see things shaking out exactly as they did in season 2, when we had Drew Lachey, Warren Sapp and Stacey Keibler in the finale 3. That would be a former boy bander, a likable former football player and a hot woman who’s, technically speaking, the best dancer. Sound familiar?
    In fact, like season 2 I’m thinking Brooke is going to “shockingly” finish third. The bottom line, in my opinion, is that the majority of this show’s fan base (I haven’t seen the numbers, but I’m thinking it’s women) won’t really vote for another hot woman. Those are my unscientific findings. Feel free to take me down.
    By the way, I would say that Kristi Yamaguchi and Kelly Monaco both overcame the “hot woman” bias because they already had pre-existing and sizable female fanbases (Monaco from her soap) that Stacy didn’t have and that Brooke doesn’t have.

  • Ceballos

    Wow, I just spent WAY too much time breaking down “DWTS”. I’m gonna go do something productive now, like plant a tree or something.

  • Anonymous

    Barring a major flub tonight, Brooke should win on what I expect to be Derek’s amazing freestyle. If fans vote on merit, which almost never happens, Lance should also wind up in the final two.

  • Cardsgl

    Following up on my moniker-less post below (or above?), predicting (hoping) for a Brooke/Lance final two, I also want to say that I hope any jealous female bias against Brooke will be offset by big love for Derek and his AWESOME choreo.

  • Martha

    While I don’t really care who wins DWTS tonight (sacrilege, Annie, I know), I have to say that Brooke’s pants are *awesome* and can’t really be the costume atrocity of the season…can they?!? Of course, professional Yulia Unpronounceable-Russian-Lastname wore them much better last year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgJcPu5Wxrk. (My husband thinks Yulia is the hottest woman on the planet, by the way, whatever she wears.)

  • Stephanie T.

    I think that it’s going to be Lance v. Brooke and Brooke will win.

  • to Ceballos

    Warren is on this season. I think you mean Jerry Rice.

  • ks

    I really hope Brooke wins, Lance just creeps me out. I personally hated that leather studded get up near the beginning of the season. IMHO

  • Kristi

    I hope its Lance and Lacey. I love DEREK but brooke is just not that good, and warren can’t dance at all.

  • ta da

    Didn’t Kristie wear pants just like that last season. Did you see Alicia Keys tribute to intergalactic singer lady, with her headgear, on the AMA?

  • KitKat

    Where are all the Ugly Betty Recaps???

  • Jan

    Hold the glitter… people love Derek and his orgasmic face and gyrating body and creepy manicured eyebrows?

  • nanafifi@msn.com

    If were voting by dancing not personality, Brooke should win

  • Trip

    I completely agree with Ceballos. I think if Lance finishes at the top of the judges’ leader board tonight, then it’s all but certain that he will be the winner. I suspect that Warren leads in the viewer votes and Lance is second, but Warren will come in third from the judges’ scores which will hurt his chance at winning. I’d like to see Warren win (for Kim’s sake), but I think it wouldn’t be fair to the other two for him to coast by on mostly personality and minimal dance talent (although despite popular opinion, I believe he has improved and does show some mastery of technical skill, even though he has a lot to work on).

  • dorita

    I believe that Brook is the most talented of all the Dancers but Lance will probable win because it’s chic to be a Homosexual right now.

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