Hey, everyone — I’m out of the closet! It’s a miracle. After realizing we were the only two here who caught Real Housewives last night, Tanner Stransky and I decided the only way to truly analyze last night’s janky episode was to talk about cake. Press play, below. Tanner’s wearing shades because he’s worried people will recognize him now. Psych! He’s wearing shades because he’s a weirdo.
We’ll obviously keep watching Atlanta because we like dessert so much, but what did you think of last night’s episode? Did the endless plots about Lisa’s spec houses and DeShawn’s potential support staff turn you off, or will you stick around for a potential NeNe vs. Sheree all-out brawl?
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I’m waiting for NeNe and Sheree to throw down… now that’s going to be some good TV!
I love this show in a way that is unholy. However, you forgot one wish which would be for Kim to get rid of at least 2 packs of the weave she has in her hair.
I completely befuddled on why that chick needs a staff, she is coming off extremely lazy and she keep saying how busy and important she is…I did google her and wasnt impress
Who is Big papa????? can anyone tell me????
I live in Atlanta, and I was horrified by the previews for this show, thinking OMG, I hope people don’t think most Atlantanx are as shallow, materialistic, and new-money social climbing as these people-however, I now realize that this show is intended to poke fun at the silly antics of the nuveau-pseudo-rich, so bring it on! Can’t wait to see the Nene/Sheree beat down.
that crack about “double-crack”.
That’s it! I can no longer resist the temptation to watch this show. Sorry Scruples. I’m tha-rowin’ you out tha wind-ur. And extra unrelated props to Annie B. for reppin’ Roisin fans! Dear Miami? More like Dear Atlanta!!! What?!
Stop talking over each other for fvcks sake!
please make this a weekly series! hysterical!
I need so much more of that in my life!
PTB @ EW make it happen!!
Any video with a Valerie Cherish shoutout is a video I can support! Nice recap!
Sorry, but I do think the show couldn’t be more ghetto. Some of these women seem materialistic and definitely unable to handle the fact that they have money. NeNe appears to be woman from the hood who can’t talk and lucked up on a rich man to care for her kid and get that pathetic weave done. Deshawn trys so hard to seem important and baffled by the fact that people don’t know her since she’s all over the internet. Give me a break, get a life, and cook and clean for your own kids! Now is it me or are the only way black women can get money is to marry an athlete? It seems that this is what is implied since the other shows had women who were married to executives. And why is there a white girl trapped in a “black girls” body on the show? Were there any black women in Orange County or New York? So why choose to intergrate our show. I’m sorry, but I think the show is terrible and a classic stereoptype of AA women, but its just sad that they don’t see it. (I could go on, but have no room)
Can someone tell me why so few of the Atlanta housewives are not even wives? So why the title of Housewives? Also, I hope to God people don’t view all Atlanta women based on these materialistic bimbos! I am from Atlanta and this show is a joke….watched only as the comedy it is. Reality TV my A$$!
First, there is always good with the ATL girls because they are tacky, un-groomed, athlete chasing GOLD DIGGERS. television doesn’t get any better than this. Let’s begin with the price tags on everything (hello, new money)that’s not classy ladies. Then move to Deshawn. . . she doesn’t even know why she’s hiring her staff. Did you see it on CRIBS Deshawn?? LOL And what’s with the name dropping? can they be anymore hysterical. wow. . . i’m done *giggle* hit you up later. LMFAO
It is nice to hear someone use “I don’t need to see that!” properly. I try to use it, but no one knows why its funny cause they all suck and didn’t watch The Comeback. Great recap! (And yes, Kim’s cleavage was pornographic!)
Oh my word. I stumbled upon this the other night and I must say, it is like staring at an accident scene involving fatalities. I am sickened yet intrigued all at the same. This has to be the tackiest of the three Housewives: pricetags on gaudy bags and outfits, Big Papa, the gold digging, the Escalade (WTF? Thanks Big Papa), security at some squaw’s birthday party, a staff when you have no job (or so it appears-a publicist? A nanny and governess?) and big ole unsupported tatas and cleavage shots…Sadly, I do not think I will be able to help myself when we have a Sunday afternoon marathon….