It’s no secret that I’m a little obsessed with Beyoncé — one look at the "top 25 most played songs" playlist on my iPod will tell you more than I’d probably admit in public — and it goes without saying that I wasn’t going to let Ms. Knowles’ 27th birthday go by unremarked. In fact, I took the liberty of rewriting the lyrics to her greatest hit, "Crazy In Love," with an eye on her big day. (Click here if you need musical accompaniment while reading.)
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh oh-no-no
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh oh-no-no
Here’s news sure to get your motors revvin’
Beyoncé well she just turned twenty-seven
"Work It Out" always makes me drop it low
Play her tracks two, three times in a row
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain
How I’m feeling when I listen to "Say My Name"
So let’s send out birthday wishes
To Miss Knowles lookin’ hella bootylicious
Raise the roof it’s B’s birthday right now
Jay-Z, raise the roof it’s B’s birthday right now
I got proof it’s B’s birthday right now
Solange tell the truth: It’s B’s birthday right now
Long in the tooth this Thursday? No how!
Her voice is a source of great mirth, hey, like wow
Hey it’s B’s birthday right now
Celebrating, celebrating B’s birthday right now!
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I once had a friend who was a huge Destiny’s Child fan and could only remember my birthday because it coincided with Beyoncé’s.
*waits for Fatima to strike*
Well then, Happy Birthday Anne!
Beyonce ROCKS!
Love, another fellow Virgo.
Happy Birthday, B and Anne! Now I have “Get Me Bodied” in my head… “9…4…8…1…B-day.” (cue beat)
wat Bee this is ya girl Rhezy, Bee I just wanted 2 tell u happy B-Day. So have a happy 27th. I nd I LUV YA. so have fun wit tha family.
I have a friend who gets mad every year because I remember Beyonce’s birthday, and then forget hers 2 days later. But that’s because no one brings me as much joy as my girl B.
I LUV U. So happy 27th B-Day
I WILL LIKE 2 SAY HAPPY B-DAY,PARTY LIKE THE STAR YOU ARE!
Slezak, that was beautiful. You’ve now inspired me to listen to an all-Beyonce playlist on my way home from work this afternoon.
hapi b’day gurl!wish u lots of funu go gurl,u rock!
hapi b’day gurl!wish u lots of funu go gurl,u rock!
hapi b’day gurl!wish u lots of funu go gurl,u rock!
Happy birthday Beyonce!! You’re a great singer I love your musics and you have a very special voice!! Keep doin this wonderful job I love you!!
I’m obsessed with her too! lol.. Happy Bday B!
I love her too! Happy Birthday Beyonce!!
Happy 27th B’day Beyonce!
Work it out!
Happy Birthday, Beyonce. You’re the best!!!
Happy Bday Bee. I love you sooo much. I celebrated your bday at my job today. Had you a nice cookie cake with your name on it. Hope you have a fab bday. XOXO
Oh my husband would kill me. Happy Bday Otis. I didnt forget you.
Go on B! And blast her loud Slezak!
Happy b’day bey…yoú are my girl and have accomplished so much in your twenty seven years of life omg and that’s what I love most…you are the best no ifs bits or
maybes!!
Love ya!!
GO SLEZAK AND BEYONCE!!! HAPPY B’DAY!
Hi! Beyonce,im Chris and im addicted 2 u and all your songs in short im dangerously in love with you and im terribly waiting for your coming album. I wish you the best on your B’day and i hope you live forever.iiii lloovvee yyoouuuu!!!!!
Happy “B”-Day!!! Young “B” And The R.O.C.!! Uh OH!!!!
~A~
Happy bday girl go head and rock that dress because u know u is happy birthday beyonce.
hey beyonce im like your biggest fan your the greatest singer i would lovel to be in your shoes right now and have your talent haha happy birthday!!!!!!!!!
i totally love u n ur songs i soun sumtin like u n i been watchin some of ur vedios about obsessed n i am so mad children cant watch it n i wanna c da poart wen beyonce fitghts white trash beyonce shooda cut her ass 4 tru takin ppl man i bet ya das wat she do 4 tru n t ways as i was sayin i love ur songs n i just wish that i coood sing wit u on stage 4 once n u cood c how i really sing i love ur songs n u r totally 1 million ca trillion % hotter dan dat white trash!! (no homo doe) beyonce acted dat movie so good if i was a director n i was lookin 4 sum 1 2 act dat owt n u was dere u wooda win trust me u act dem parts very serious n da man whu u acted wit looks a little like denzel washington ……. if u wanna tawk 2 me add me @ sexyshantiadiva@hotmail.com n well chat i totally love dis gurl jus by ceewing her face i c why chris brown wanted 2 like u n jay-z good luck wit her hope u have children n live long 2gether!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
happy bdyy B !!
happy bdy b!!!