Happy birthday, Beyoncé Knowles!

Beyonces_lIt’s no secret that I’m a little obsessed with Beyoncé — one look at the "top 25 most played songs" playlist on my iPod will tell you more than I’d probably admit in public — and it goes without saying that I wasn’t going to let Ms. Knowles’ 27th birthday go by unremarked. In fact, I took the liberty of rewriting the lyrics to her greatest hit, "Crazy In Love," with an eye on her big day. (Click here if you need musical accompaniment while reading.)

Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh oh-no-no
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh oh-no-no

Here’s news sure to get your motors revvin’
Beyoncé well she just turned twenty-seven
"Work It Out" always makes me drop it low
Play her tracks two, three times in a row
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain
How I’m feeling when I listen to "Say My Name"
So let’s send out birthday wishes
To Miss Knowles lookin’ hella bootylicious

Raise the roof it’s B’s birthday right now
Jay-Z, raise the roof it’s B’s birthday right now
I got proof it’s B’s birthday right now
Solange tell the truth: It’s B’s birthday right now
Long in the tooth this Thursday? No how!
Her voice is a source of great mirth, hey, like wow
Hey it’s B’s birthday right now
Celebrating, celebrating B’s birthday right now!

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  • Anne

    I once had a friend who was a huge Destiny’s Child fan and could only remember my birthday because it coincided with Beyoncé’s.

  • t3hdow

    *waits for Fatima to strike*

  • jcarla

    Well then, Happy Birthday Anne!

  • GeeMoney

    Beyonce ROCKS!
    Love, another fellow Virgo.

  • Martha

    Happy Birthday, B and Anne! Now I have “Get Me Bodied” in my head… “9…4…8…1…B-day.” (cue beat)

  • Iris Robinson

    wat Bee this is ya girl Rhezy, Bee I just wanted 2 tell u happy B-Day. So have a happy 27th. I nd I LUV YA. so have fun wit tha family.

  • Steez

    I have a friend who gets mad every year because I remember Beyonce’s birthday, and then forget hers 2 days later. But that’s because no one brings me as much joy as my girl B.

  • Rhezy

    I LUV U. So happy 27th B-Day



  • Dave

    Slezak, that was beautiful. You’ve now inspired me to listen to an all-Beyonce playlist on my way home from work this afternoon.

  • audrey

    hapi b’day gurl!wish u lots of funu go gurl,u rock!

  • audrey

    hapi b’day gurl!wish u lots of funu go gurl,u rock!

  • audrey

    hapi b’day gurl!wish u lots of funu go gurl,u rock!

  • Jamila

    Happy birthday Beyonce!! You’re a great singer I love your musics and you have a very special voice!! Keep doin this wonderful job I love you!!

  • shay

    I’m obsessed with her too! lol.. Happy Bday B!

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