They’re baaaa-aaaack…Quick! Starting at 8 p.m. EST, decide which bold-faced declaration describes your current esophageal condition, then start drinking every time…
I’M NOT THIRSTY
*Jay Manuel wears something that is not blindingly, garishly metallic
*You wonder whatever happened to Twiggy
*A model uses a complete sentence
I’M DEHYDRATED
*Alaska Girl rattles off another item she didn’t have while growing up
*Photos of Tyra — real or superimposed — appear, anywhere
*A huge earring weighs a model’s noggin way too far to one side during a confessional
*The group squeals in unison at something worthless
I WANNA GET HAMMERED
*Tyra mentions herself
SPOILER ALERT: You may wish to mix your liquor with Tang. Oh, hell no! Discuss the premiere here tonight, then come back for Mandi Bierly’s most excellent TV Watch in the morning!
I’m so ready! Tyra mail time! Eeeee!
I’m concerned this list is too inclusive. The Tyra photo thing alone will overrun hospitals with blood alcohol poisoning cases.
Can’t wait to add MP3s to this collection as the season goes on — but here’s a start: http://www.entertonement.com/collections/2073/America%27s-Next-Top-Model
We seriously do not have any coverage of the Republican National Convention after relentless blogging of the DNC last week? You guys are transparent hypocrites. I’m disappointed.
OMG, I missed it last night. Where’s the TV watch?????
My favorite guilty pleasure is back,hellzzyeizlls!
Heee! Last night my roommate and I were making up our own drinking game: drink every time Tyra speaks another language and every time somebody mentions their sob story.
I’m waiting for the next round of America’s Next Top Doll!