Aug 26 2008 03:16 PM ET

Jennifer Hudson: Star-spangled belter

Jhud_lPeople reports that Barack Obama has booked Jennifer Hudson to sing the national anthem on Thursday night, before his acceptance speech at Denver’s Mile High Stadium during the Democratic National Convention. Which is good, because I was worried that Hillary Clinton might book her first, to sing "And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going."

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  • Hateful Loser

    Be careful, kids. She’s eating. Keep everything away from her mouth – including the dog.
    Timmy, get away from her rear. She may bust a wet one, and your mother will never get that smell out of your clothes.

  • joules

    Hahahahahahahaha! Good one! -Sis

  • joules

    Just to clarify – I was laughing at Gary Susman’s joke, not at Hateful Loser’s disgusting comments.

  • Anonymous

    she is so OVERRATED!!!! Can’t stand her!

  • Hateful Loser

    Joules, you know you want me…

  • Jelana

    Gary, good one! LOL at work.

  • Ronda

    j-hud is fabulous. Chi-town represent!

  • cheese

    Thanks for a post-lunch chuckle.

  • Sexcess1

    Work Jennifer!!! you better get that INTERNATIONAL exposure before your self-titled debut album on J Records drops on September 30th!!! thats a good look. And you know I love you, but pleeeeeeeze start low so you can end it on a fierce high note. i dont have to remind you what happened here:
    http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=eW_NHt_LT-Y with God Bless America at the World Series
    This Anthem was better though:
    http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ItbKh-jRzBA
    I just want you to enunciate and emote , remember the world will be watching. Shed a tear for maximum effect, think of your Grandmother, your Oscar moment, or when you were cut from Idol. I want this to be a career defining moment for you. If you need further coaching have your people, even your buddy SuperStar James hit me up on Youtube, myspace, yahoo, or aol, It’s all the same – SEXCESS1 (google me)
    Loves you much- and ps whats up with the text SMS updates?!?!?

  • Hateful Loser

    I just heard on the news that J-Hud just ate Chicago. Thank God it wasn’t terrorists.

  • Broadway Baby

    Brilliant – this just made me laugh/snort diet coke out of my nose.

  • Hateful Loser

    Shouldn’t the title of this blog be “Jennifer Hudson: Star-spangled BATTER”? I’m sure she’s never passed up a bowl of any kind of batter in her life.

  • Sally in Chicago

    Gary — that was too cute!

  • Nix

    I would pay to see a Hillary “And I Am Telling You” on some sort of comic revue or drag show. “And YOU and YOU and YOU–YOU’RE GONNA LOVE ME AAAAAHAHAHWOWOWOWOAHYAAHyeahyeahhmmmm.”

  • debg records

    wow…. Hateful Loser, you are just that.

  • ede

    j.hud is fabulous.i know she will be amazing 2night.

  • Hateful Loser

    Amazing? Maybe at a hot dog eating contest.
    Hey, I heard her next single has a hidden track on the b-side. It’s her eating all of the recording equipment immediate after she finishes singing on the track.

  • Delmar

    Why all these nasty comments, and dumb, corny jokes bout her weight?? You folks are miserable, jealous, HATERS!! Find something positive in your OWN life. J-Hud is still the best singer out here!! Hands down, period! Jenny, brush the dirt off your shoulder and keep SANGIN’. Chi-City got yo back!!!!

  • Hate Loser

    She is a gross, fat, sweaty, smelly HOG!!! Aunt Jemima thinks J-Hud needs to lose some weight. I heard Ryan Seacrest never let her turn her back to the audience because her farts were causing them to pass out. I also heard that the DNC was hiring a zookeeper to get her around Denver using peanuts as a guiding tool.

  • Hateful Loser

    I’ve seen gorillas at the zoo that smell better than that fat cow. I heard she was riding on a float in a thanksgiving day parade and she knocked down the ENTIRE band walking behind her with one of her farts. And then her fat ass fell through the float. And then someone mistook her for one of the giant Snoopy-like balloons and tried to get those guide ropes on her.

  • Hateful Loser

    Seriously people, when she sweats, it looks like something that dropped out of an elephant’s butt – all wet and brown.

  • Hateful Loser

    I heard that she busts these little squeaky farts every time she takes a step.

  • Hateful Loser

    Truth is that I have no real problem with J-Hud. It’s just so much fun to get a reaction out of those of you dumb enough to take my bait. Losers. HA!

  • TIRED OF (H.A.T.E.R.S)

    I’M SO TIRED OF LOSERS WITH NO LIVES ALWAYS MAKING UP STUPID ISH AND POSTING IT ON THE INTERNET.FIRST OF ALL JENNIFER HUDSON IS A BEAUTIFUL,GORGEOUS,AMAZING,AND WONDERFUL SINGER AND PERSON IN SIDE AND OUT.WHO EVER WROTE THIS STUPID ISH ABOUT HER IS A IGNORANT,STUPID,DUMB,PERSON.AND THATS A PERFECT NAME 4 U A**HOLE BECAUSE A HATEFUL LOSER IS WAT U ARE.AND JENNIFER HUDSON ISN’T EVEN FAT.WHERE I COME FROM THE MEN IN THE SOUTH GO CRAZY WHEN THEY SEE A WOMAN WITH REAL CURVES.SHE’S AN AMAZING SINGER,AND ROLEMODEL.AND JHUD EVERY THING I JUST SAID WAS TRUE AND COMING FROM THE HEART DONT WORRY UR FANS GOT UR BACK 100%.KEEP LIVING LIFE 2 THA FULLEST AND MAKING HATERS HAVE MORE STUUF 2 SAY AND POST ON THE INTERNET.KEEP MAKING MUSIC AND DOING WAT U WAITED 17 YRS 2 DO.AND 4 THE IDDIOT FROM SPACE WHO WROTE THIS GET A LIFE L.O.S.E.R.THE DEFINITION OF LOSER A PERSON WHO NEVER WINS OR LOSES AT SOMETHNG.JENNIFER REMEMBER THE FANS HAVE UR BACK 100% MUCH LOVE UR BIGGEST FAN TIRED OF HATERS.

  • Hateful Loser

    And that response right there is EXACTLY why I say these things, people. Juvenile? Sure. But oh so much fun…

  • Lee

    My bet is that Hateful Loser is just jealous of J-Hud! Sounds like they speak from experience. J-Hud is awesome and maybe they should meet her before making rude comments about her-guess they don’t have anything better to do-and they like to see their posts.

  • Anonymous

    This whole blog is a shame. I can not beleive how mean and evil some of you are writing. You know that this women is human just like you and I. The Bible says….you reap what you sow. You can speak ugliness about people around you but eventually the ugliness will enter your own life if it hasn’t already. What comes around goes around. Keep talking all the ugliness. It will come back to you ten fold.

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