Look who's talking now: 16 baby Aarons

Babyaaron_lOkay, this is just hilarious. It turns out there are 16 different tots — only three of them boys! — who have played baby Aaron on Lost. This past weekend, all of them (and their parents, who were probably a total buzzkill) got together for a picnic in Hawaii. From the Honolulu Advertiser’s report, the gathering seems to have been a three-way hybrid of casting call, bragging session, and straight-up picnic. One mom boasted that her daughter had made the cover of TV Guide and also appeared in Entertainment Weekly (that rag?) and "had tiny pictures in People and Us Magazine." Burn! The other babies — all of whom wore black tees emblazoned with BABY AARON, by the way, must have been so pissed off. In fact, let’s imagine their internal dialogue right now.

AARON 1: Aaron 8 has gained way too much weight for this role.
AARON 2: Choose me! Pick me. Love ME.
AARON 5: It’s gonna be me! It’s Aaron, bitch.
AERRIN: I spell my name in a unique way. Can I get a profile in the National Enquirer or what?
AARON 8: Ba ba! NOW!
AARON 16: All y’all infants need to shut up, ’cause Aaron 16* got to nuzzle against Evangeline Lilly’s rack.

*If Aaron 16 continues to refer to himself in the third person, he should have a long and successful career in crappy reality television.

By all means, feel free to jump to the comments section and put words in the other Baby Aarons’ mouths!

addCredit(“Baby Aaarons: Rebecca Breyer/The Honolulu Advertiser”)

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  • Wojo

    Aaron 7: I died during a stunt involving the prop plane at the end of season 1, and no one even noticed.
    Aaron 7’s Mom: I noticed, but I just claimed that Aaron 13 was my baby instead and took her back to the hotel.

  • Ceballos

    Aaron 9: How did I survive the helicopter crash into the ocean at the end of season 4 completely unscathed?
    Aaron 11: I know, right? You should ask the producers.
    Aaron 9: I did.
    Aaron 11: What’d they say.
    Aaron 9: Something about a mysterious force from the Island.
    Aaron 11: That’s what they always say.
    (I absolutely loved the season 4 finale, but I was just amused as how the crash almost killed Desmond, while Aaron was totally ok.)

  • Wojo

    Aaron 5: I’m the star of this show!
    Aaron 8: Yeah right, we all know that every episode I was in was 0.2 higher in the Nielsen ratings.
    Aaron 5: That’s because my artistic take on Aaron just isn’t appreiated by the common, ignorant masses.
    Aaron 8: So what you’re saying is that you’re proud that you’re the single reason why viewers keep leaving the show?
    Aaron 5: You know what? I hope you get a nasty case of crib death.
    Hurley: Ok, Aarons, let’s all stop bickering, or I’ll cover you in Dharma ranch dressing and roll you both around in the sand.

  • Dave

    Aaron 16: Dude, I got to nuzzle against Evangeline Lilly’s rack.
    Aaron 3: So what? After Claire or her ghost (or whatever the heck Team Darlton has that character doing) disappeared into the woods, I got to nuzzle Josh Holloway’s chest. SNAP!
    Aaron 12: So that means you must be one of the gay Aaron’s? Or wait, are you one of the girl Aaron’s?
    Aaron 3: What’s a gay? For that matter, what’s a girl? I just like pretty things nuzzling me.
    Aaron 16: All y’all babies are crazy.
    Aaron 12: Gurgle, blah, giggle, poop.
    Ok, wow, I just had way too much fun with that.

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