Personally, I think the Conan O’Brien punch line is funniest, but that crazy ‘loaded gun’ rant from last night’s Bachelorette is pretty amusing, too. Click here to vote for your fave. (Yes, I am officially too lazy to add the "orite" to that adj.)
'Sound Bites': Another epic battle of funny lines from Monday's TV lineup
- Bryan Singer disputes Hawaii abuse claim
- Michelle Obama to visit 'Nashville'
- 'Scandal': Highest-rated season finale
- Kim Novak stands up to Oscar 'bullies'
- 'Midnight Rider' crew boycott urged
- Lindsay Lohan: 'Sex list' is real,' but...
- James Franco vs. N.Y. Times reviewer
- 'Mrs Doubtfire 2'? Count Mara Wilson out