Personally, I think the Conan O’Brien punch line is funniest, but that crazy ‘loaded gun’ rant from last night’s Bachelorette is pretty amusing, too. Click here to vote for your fave. (Yes, I am officially too lazy to add the "orite" to that adj.)
'Sound Bites': Another epic battle of funny lines from Monday's TV lineup
- Jessica Biel to guest on 'New Girl'
- 'Once Upon a Time' casting Prince Hans
- Stephen Colbert 'Late Show' in N.Y.
- Whitney Houston's mom vs. biopic
- 'Sinister Six' in '16; 'Spidey 3' in '18
- 'Scandal' role for Portia de Rossi
- Michelle Fairley joins 'Resurrection'
- 'Pirates of the Caribbean 5': July 7, 2017
- 'Simpsons': All episodes going online