Personally, I think the Conan O’Brien punch line is funniest, but that crazy ‘loaded gun’ rant from last night’s Bachelorette is pretty amusing, too. Click here to vote for your fave. (Yes, I am officially too lazy to add the "orite" to that adj.)
'Sound Bites': Another epic battle of funny lines from Monday's TV lineup
- President Obama on 'Between Two Ferns'
- 'Bachelorette': It's Andi Dorfman
- Diddy offers $200M for Fuse: Report
- '12 Years a Slave': Post-Oscar $$ bump
- Justin Bieber: Surprise SXSW performance
- 'Tom & Jerry,' 'Scooby-Doo': New 'toons
- 'Pretty Little Liars': Summer return on...
- Elisabeth Moss: Shirtless/revealing talk