Personally, I think the Conan O’Brien punch line is funniest, but that crazy ‘loaded gun’ rant from last night’s Bachelorette is pretty amusing, too. Click here to vote for your fave. (Yes, I am officially too lazy to add the "orite" to that adj.)
'Sound Bites': Another epic battle of funny lines from Monday's TV lineup
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