Personally, I think the Conan O’Brien punch line is funniest, but that crazy ‘loaded gun’ rant from last night’s Bachelorette is pretty amusing, too. Click here to vote for your fave. (Yes, I am officially too lazy to add the "orite" to that adj.)
'Sound Bites': Another epic battle of funny lines from Monday's TV lineup
- 'Survivor' eliminated contestant is...
- Will Smith brings 'Hitch' comedy series to Fox
- Edward Norton reflects on not being the Hulk
- 'Bewitched' revival lands at NBC
- 'Goodfellas' actor sues 'Simpsons' for $250M
- 'Shark Tank' spin-off a go at ABC
- Morena Baccarin joining 'Gotham' as...
- 'John Carter' rights lapse at Disney
- 'Red Band Society': Fox orders 4 more scripts
- Taylor Swift reveals '1989' track list