It absolutely pains me to face a new Dancing With the Stars season without Maksim Chmerkovskiy, beefy lover of self, on board. But then I consider the great potential for a new Maks-centric series (now that he’s a free agent), and I slowly push the high-end vodka bottle to the edge of my cube. Possible titles include:
One White Russian, Please
Egomania! (this could also be a good board game) (Oh my God, it already is)
"Pay Attention," Spoken With a Russian Accent
You’re Not Doing That Right
Martha Stewart Should Have Bought ME
Grab Your Cape
Let’s Clench Our Butt With Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Those last two were inspired by the Paso Doble section of my favorite exercise tape, Dancing With the Stars Cardio Dance on DVD. Here’s a glimpse of Maks putting his expertise — butt clenching and Always Being In Charge — to good use:
He’s such a tease at the end there. I’ve found it’s best to imagine a small boy marching alongside the exercisers and playing the fife during this clip. Anyway, who wants to work out with Maks (and Ashly, and Kym, and me)? And what should Maks’ new show be, besides the weekly EW.com DWTS recap video he should obviously be lunging at the chance to host?
If anything: a guest spot on HIMYM, going toe-to-toe with Barney in a battle of who is more AWE – wait for it, wait for it- SOME with the ladies. You need to get in on that too Annie – they could battle over you.
Funny clip, I want more, are you hosting any group classes in the office? Also if EW did do a recap video for DWTS why wouldn’t you (Annie) be the host? SEems like a no-brainer to me… Maks if anything could be like your Kelly Ripa.
I will miss Maks too…a LOT. love the clip!
Yes! The guy who’s name sounds (and spells) like “Cheverinsky” is back! I love this guy’s name! ¡Cheverinsky!
I would watch the Annie & Maks Variety Show in a heartbeat! Especially if I can watch it during work…like right now
I wouldn’t be able to work out with him (nice shoulders notwithstanding) the urge to mock would be too strong.
Aw, you missed the best part – when he not-so-innocently says “I can’t see you but I know you’re doing great”. First month I had the dvd, somehow managed some very, ahem, expressive gestures in his direction while falling over my own feet.
I would watch a Maks series about anything Maks. Where can we send this idea? Great idea. Let’s start a write in campaign. We need our Maks fix.
Maks can clench his butt for me anytime he wants. That could be a moment of Zen!
Anything with Maks I would watch in an INSTANT. I definitely am not watching DWTS without him…
Do something, Maks!
Yes, I am positive that your dancing requires alot more of practice since you are such an expert on weight and other dancers, such as Cheryl Burke. Get a life and quit being such a fatso.
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MAKSIM I CAN TAKE THIS ANYMORE IY FKING PARENTS ARE GETTING BON MY BACK SO PLEASE COME TO JACKSONILLE I RELLY WAN TO GET OUT JACKSONVILLE FOR GOOD I WANT TO MOVE TO RUSSIA WITH YOU I DONT WANT TO COME BACK TO JACKSONVILLE I WANT TO WITH YOU FOEVER WILL YOU COME AND GET ME OUT FOR THE HOUSE THEIR ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY WILL IM RELLY GOING TO THEM I RELLY NEED YOU I WANT TO KILL THEM SO BAD ILOVE YOU SO MUCH PS LOVE MELISSA