Why I love Carnie Wilson

Gonecountrycarnie_lEarlier this week, I had lunch with Carnie Wilson, Bobby Brown, and John Rich (of country duo Big & Rich) to chat about their new CMT reality show, Gone Country, which premieres tonight at 8 p.m. ET. Now, I knew I’d like Carnie from the moment I watched a screener of the first episode and saw that she was the first person to get bleeped (while talking to castmate Dee Snider). But I discovered that I loved her when she and Rich launched into the following saucy conversation after Brown stepped outside for a smoke.

Note: I should preface this by saying that Wilson, who’d already told me how sexy and smart Rich is, is a happily married woman. That I know because she’d also told me that she and her husband are trying for a second child. And that she ovulated that day. And unless he wanted to FedEx his sperm to New York…

Carnie Wilson: I want the ratings [for Gone Country] to be great. Of course you do. But I have my own selfish reasons, too. Because I’m thinking about moving to Nashville, and doing something really special there. I can’t say what it is, but it’s a lifelong dream. And I want to do it in Nashville because I think I’d be wildly successful. And my heart’s in it, too. [Pause] Open up a strip club! I’m just kidding.
John Rich: The Carnie Barn.
Wilson: Oh sh–. That’d be great.
Rich: You know what you got to do: Open a strip club called Carnie’s, and the theme is all the strippers are circus performers.
Wilson: That’s genius! A carnival. That’s genius! I love it!
Rich: Yeah, they’re all, like, acrobats. They’re clowns. Stripper clowns.
Wilson: Ohmygod, I almost said the most disgusting thing. I am so foul, that I have to really hold back. ‘Cause you don’t even know, my mind is sick.
Rich: I have somewhat of an idea. I’ve seen some of the outtakes.
Wilson: I am bad, bad.
Entertainment Weekly: What’s a good outtake of her?
Rich: Ah… Carnie said a few things about me she doesn’t know that I heard.
Wilson: Shut up! (Gasps)
EW: Like what?
Rich: Now she’s embarrassed.
EW: Oh, she can handle it.
Wilson: Are you kidding? I’ve posed for Playboy. Do you think I’m embarrassed? My a—— was in the lighting guy’s face. Are you kidding me? If you can do that, you can do anything. I mean it. I’ve done it.

Seriously. How much do you love her?

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  • Dtom

    Uh, I don’t get it…what did the fact that she was ovulating have to do with anything? I thought you were going to say something about Carnie getting it on with Rich. Confused.

  • Snarf

    About as much as I love c&w.

  • Nicole

    I dont like her AT all. infact shes quite the biatch.i worked a bank that she has a car loan/lease at and she called the wrong number to make her payment and i talked to her. and she was completely rude when i told her that i can get her to the right area and offered her the correct number for her next call. she actually had the balls to yell at me.

  • Jenn67

    I fell in love with her during Celebrity Fit Club. She speaks her mind and doesn’t hold back, much like me and my friends. She can be bitchy, I’m sure, but who can’t?
    As for the bank person, I wonder how many recordings and press this number prompts she heard before she finally got to you. It’s infuriating.

  • Martha

    Ms. Wilson sounds like a great person to have a drink with, but she has to drop the idea for stripper clowns. It’s giving me nightmares, and I’m not even asleep yet.

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