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The CSI: Miami maestro, master of the dramatic pause (sunglasses-donning included!), turns 52 today. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Write the flame-haired thespian a birthday haiku. I’ll get the party started:
shades on. that’s your shtick.
but for a real spectacle,
try a monocle!
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Intense man, pompous
wears sunglasses for drama
makes me not watch show
Dramatic pauses
Sunglasses for extra cheese
Hail the new Shatner!
Caruso ponders,
Followed by a Daltrey scream
Best part of the show
“It looks like someone
(shades on) blew out his candle.”
(insert your own “Yeahhhhhh!”)
Overwrought Officer Daniels
Michael Hayes to wit
My deep-voiced ex-hubby
John Kelly
[YEAHHH!]
Got a minute?
Start As A Spin-Off
Insert The Who and Cool Shades
This Ain’t Miami Vice
Hands on hips acting
Never known to win Emmy
Sunglasses won’t help
Hair red
acting school of Shatner graduate
hoping for Speedle twin
quits TV for movies,
realizes his mistake,
shows off his drama
Remove sunglasses
Move sideways out of picture
THAT’s your shtick, David
Pulling off the shades
Joel McHale does it better
Cheesing for The Soup
Cheesy one liners
Voiced with shades
Taken on/off. Wretched.
McHale: Looks like her career has been (dramatic pause, takes off shades)saved by the bell! LMAO!
Look’s like someboby (dramtic pause) got a new pair of sunglasses YEAAAHHH!
McHale (pause take off sunglasses) does it better than me and I did films
YEAAAHHHH!
Oh wait he was in (STAND SIDE WAYS)Spider-man 2 YEAAAHHH!
We all don our sunglasses to you David!!!! Happy Birthday
forgot the YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!
oh my god, i am your biggest fannn. Really, no lieee. Happy Birthday
hehe.
I am a huge fan thank you for being my hero i am only 12 and i already have a hero
I like DC very much.
He is a great actor !!!!!
Go on David Go on
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