Sep 25 2007 10:00 AM ET

Beat This Caption: Brad Pitt's Nosebleed Edition

Pittblood_lOur latest edition of Beat This Caption comes from the set of Brad Pitt’s latest movie, Burn After Reading.

"I don’t know why Angelina refuses to put a vial of thisstuff around her neck. I taste totally awesome!"

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  • Alexander

    I am Tylers bloody nose.
    or
    How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never had a nose bleed?

  • BB

    Gaaaggg!!
    Thanks, there goes breakfast.

  • Chris G

    Mmmm, corn syrup the same thing they used for pig’s blood in Carrie.

  • Becca

    He’s too sexy. He’s too sexy for a bloody nose, too sexy for a bloody nose

  • D

    Man, Billy Bob Thornton’s a real d—!

  • EP sato

    So Ed Norton finally got what “fight club” was about eh? took him long enough…

  • furry_tom

    Heroin chic gives way to cocaine chic.
    Sorry, I got nothing.

  • Joe C

    ‘I don’t care how mad Slezak gets when I say it, American Idol sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

  • furry_tom

    Note to self: Do not pick nose with entire hand.
    Nope, I’ve still got nothing.

  • harry

    in Dave Chappelle’s Tyronesqe voice: “HOT SAUCE”

  • QueenofClubs

    “Why the hell do I look like Guillermo Del Toro in this picture? Ah, well, at least the blood still tastes like mine.”

  • PAIGE

    “mmm yummy coke leftovers…”

  • Wendy P

    See Maddox? This is why you never put anything smaller than your elbow in your nose.

  • TsuKata

    “No one should be this delicious!”

  • Matt

    It was just a MOVIE, Tom – we’re not real vampires! And I TOLD you – I don’t like you that way.

  • spmsmith

    Hmmm… tastes like chicken.

  • peach

    Well that’ll teach me never to make fun of a Mighty Heart again!

  • aramis

    I don’t know about a caption, but a quip from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER immediately popped into my head…
    Buffy: “Spike, I just saw you taste your own noseblood. I’m too grossed out to hear anything you have to say!”

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    I must quote The Brady Bunch and the football incident:
    “Uh! I broke my nose!”

  • Silv

    Boy, Ang, I just love it when you get mad!

  • Anonymous

    Brad: “You’d be bleeding too if you just told your wife that you were leaving her for Angelina Jolie! I’m lucky that my balls are still intact.

  • William

    The first and last time Brad asked to be “Mr.Pink” in front of Angelina.

  • Richard M.

    Hey PROPS: I need a Tampax Maxi for my nose NOW. And cut the string, I don’t need that hanging out. Angelina is just too much. Man, I tell you, quʎs ɐɹǝ ɐ1ʍɐʎs ʇɥǝ bǝsʇ ɟuɔʞs.

  • Beetle

    ” I am Barnabas Collins, only I am a pig as well.”

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