Our latest edition of Beat This Caption comes from the set of Brad Pitt’s latest movie, Burn After Reading.
"I don’t know why Angelina refuses to put a vial of thisstuff around her neck. I taste totally awesome!"
Beat This Caption: Brad Pitt's Nosebleed Edition
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I am Tylers bloody nose.
or
How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never had a nose bleed?
Gaaaggg!!
Thanks, there goes breakfast.
Mmmm, corn syrup the same thing they used for pig’s blood in Carrie.
He’s too sexy. He’s too sexy for a bloody nose, too sexy for a bloody nose
Man, Billy Bob Thornton’s a real d—!
So Ed Norton finally got what “fight club” was about eh? took him long enough…
Heroin chic gives way to cocaine chic.
Sorry, I got nothing.
‘I don’t care how mad Slezak gets when I say it, American Idol sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
Note to self: Do not pick nose with entire hand.
Nope, I’ve still got nothing.
in Dave Chappelle’s Tyronesqe voice: “HOT SAUCE”
“Why the hell do I look like Guillermo Del Toro in this picture? Ah, well, at least the blood still tastes like mine.”
“mmm yummy coke leftovers…”
See Maddox? This is why you never put anything smaller than your elbow in your nose.
“No one should be this delicious!”
It was just a MOVIE, Tom – we’re not real vampires! And I TOLD you – I don’t like you that way.
Hmmm… tastes like chicken.
Well that’ll teach me never to make fun of a Mighty Heart again!
I don’t know about a caption, but a quip from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER immediately popped into my head…
Buffy: “Spike, I just saw you taste your own noseblood. I’m too grossed out to hear anything you have to say!”
I must quote The Brady Bunch and the football incident:
“Uh! I broke my nose!”
Boy, Ang, I just love it when you get mad!
Brad: “You’d be bleeding too if you just told your wife that you were leaving her for Angelina Jolie! I’m lucky that my balls are still intact.
The first and last time Brad asked to be “Mr.Pink” in front of Angelina.
Hey PROPS: I need a Tampax Maxi for my nose NOW. And cut the string, I don’t need that hanging out. Angelina is just too much. Man, I tell you, quʎs ɐɹǝ ɐ1ʍɐʎs ʇɥǝ bǝsʇ ɟuɔʞs.
” I am Barnabas Collins, only I am a pig as well.”
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