Today's Funnies: 'The Procedure'

Willem Dafoe. Will Ferrell. Andy Richter. Ana Gasteyer. And "a big, sloppy, dripping piece of happy pie!"

Okay, we have to ask: If this were real, which song would you choose for yourself? Or (shudder!) do you already have a tune stuck on endless loop that you can’t purge from your brain?


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  • Tommy G.

    Well, that was the funniest four minutes of my day so far! If I had to have an implant like that it’d probably have to be:
    * Mannish Boy – Muddy Waters
    * Everybody Have Fun Tonight – Wang Chung
    * Mr. Roboto – Styx
    * Relax – Frankie Goes to Hollywood
    Something obnoxious enough to block out all of the genuine idiots of the world…

  • Christa

    I needed that today! I think I’ll watch it again. I’ll take “Fire Woman” by the Cult.

  • Razor

    That was very SNL sketchish = not particularly funny.

  • Kathleen

    Every time I hear Pete Bjorn and John’s “The Young Ones” or Greg Kihn’s “They Don’t Write Them Like That Anymore,” it will get stuck in my head for about four days. And it makes me mean. So I don’t know about picking a permanent one. But I can tell you that the image of Mr Dafoe’s pre-meltdown rockin’ out will be forever burnt on the backs of my eyelids. Yipes.

  • Snsetblaze

    Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting – just because I can’t get it out of my head lately anyway.

  • Matthew

    Please kill me because for the last 6 months or so I will randomly say “Chikety China, the Chinese Chicken” from that damn Barenaked Ladies song and I HATE THAT SONG! Everyone hates me for saying it and I hate myself more.

  • Jean

    My friend had “Hey Jude” stuck in her head for 2 years. After the ordeal was over, I’d sometimes sing it softly around her just to be mean like that.

  • harry

    Beethoven 9th symphony.

  • Joshua

    If I had the procedure, it’s no contest.
    Katrina and the Waves – Walkin’ on Sunshine

  • kana

    It’s kind of eerie to me how much Willem Dafoe looks like the average Dilbert type.
    Perfect looping head song: ‘Float On’, by Modest Mouse. A happy song with just enough rock.

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