OMG Is Britney Spears Like Okay Like?

Brit_lPopWatchers: Britney Spears needs help. No, not that kind of help. I mean she needs help picking the title of her next album. Got the dirt from People.com this morning. And sure enough, the plea to her ”most die-hard fans" is on her website. The first of her possible album monikers? OMG is Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like.

You get it, y’all? You know, ‘cuz Lindsay Lohan is in rehab just like Britney went to rehab. But you know Brit was just in there for ADD-like symptoms. Oh and also because everybody talks about Lindsay just like everybody talks about Britney! Isn’t that funny, PopWatchers?

It gets better! Other prospective titles include: What if the Joke is on You (it’s not, B — trust us!), Down Boy, Integrity, and the Hilary Duff-recycled Dignity. Somehow, I don’t think any of those titles will do the album justice. Here are my suggestions:

  • Sheared: In this album, Spears takes a cue from fellow Mickey Mouse Club alumna Christina Aguilera. Like Xtina’s Stripped, the title is simple, catchy, ironic even! The songs on this album would put the "track" in track list.
  • Oops, I Did It Again… Again: A shadow of her former self, this album title is for an introspective Britney. Her hairstyle on the album cover? Au natural. Come as you are, Brit.
  • The Blue Album: Because Black, Grey, and Brown are already taken. And I hear it’s her favorite color. She can even throw a Jay-Z style tantrum a la Hov’s "What More Can I Say?" And she didn’t solicit lyric suggestions, but I went ahead and paraphrased the last lines of Jay’s musical retirement announcement for her. (My revised lyrics are after the jump; click here to sing along with Jay-Z’s more NSFW version.)

addCredit(“Britney Spears: John Sciulli/WireImage.com”)

The soul of a popstar I really ran the street
A CEO’s mind
That fans-name-the-album plan was me
And no I ain’t get arrested a whole bunch of times
Or hit high notes in a whole bunch of lines
And I ain’t an awesome writer, like say a Shonda Rhimes
But the sound effects you get when you bust down my lines
Add that to the fact I went to rehab a bunch of times
Times that by my influence
On pop culture
I’m supposed to be number one on everybody’s list
We’ll see what happens when I no longer exist
&%^@$%@”^&^(@#@^&@"

(In Jay-Z fashion, Britney throws the mic on the ground and vows to retire.)

The last title is my favorite. But enough about me. What do you think Britney should call her next album?

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  • Ep Sato

    “Broke azzed babymama needs some money before the IRS and alimony payments kick in, Volume 1″
    Or use a simple title like:
    “Point of no returns”, “don’t put me in the clearance rack I’m still relevant”, “Still open for business”.
    Wow, I wasn’t even trying to be mean and it’s all I could come up with.
    Okay, how about “after school special” or rehash the album title “Fanmail”?

  • Vivi

    That is not a good pic of Brit. She looks old. Almost white trash-ish. Okay, so she always looked white trash.
    Anywho. I like “The Blue Album”, too. Just because.
    Love “What More Can I Say”. Jay killed it on that song. Well, he had to cuz he was one pissed man when he wrote that song, no?

  • anonymous

    Utada Hikaru actually released an album called “Ultra Blue.” Which is Japanese, and is not the same as “The Blue Album.” And she’s as popular as Brit but writes her own songs, has critical acclaim, and is smarter at business. So in sum, this comment is totally irrelavent, but just felt like throwing that out there. :p

  • lalala

    Not the Blue album, please. That’s the “unofficial” name of Weezer’s debut record.
    But I like “Sheared”. What about, pardon the pun, “Speared”?

  • mmyattmyatt

    Mamazao!

  • furry_tom

    I don’t know, I always imagined her ripping off the classics.
    “Blonde on Bald”
    “Louisiana Calling”
    “Pest Sounds”

  • Nathan

    Oops, I’m Pregnant Again! or Flabbey Road

  • Dio_K

    A couple of generations figured the “Blue” album by Joni Mitchell to be one of the masterpieces of its time. So I’m not too crazy about Brit using it. lalala had a great idea – call it “Speared” or “Jeez, I F***ed Up Again” as a reminder of simpler times gone bad.

  • meg

    Skankaholic. That’s all.

  • meg

    Skankaholic. That’s all.

  • Nathan

    Icky Plump

  • nunya

    it doesnt matter – her career is over. i feel bad for her kids…how sad for them that their parents are both white trash idiots?

  • Bexter

    RazRburn

  • mikey

    Too bad Toby Keith already took, for intentional humorous effect, “White Trash with Money”
    ——-
    “OMG, Like It’s So Like My New Record Y’All!”
    “Hittin’ Rock Bottom (Wearin’ No Bottoms)”
    “Hits? Maybe? One More Time?”

  • Telly B

    Skankalicious

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