What should Tony and crew eat on Sundae night?

Sopranos_lWhat do you want to see Tony and the remaining Sopranos clan (all 1.5 of them) chow on, Last Supper-style during Sunday’s finale? It’s tough. They’ve made some outstanding achievements in the consumption of cured meat, but there were also baked pastas, bialies, johnnycakes, a hilarious sushi phase, and that scaly fish that was also Big Pussy. I say they just pile all the MVPs into a sundae dish in the style of a Pizza Hut’s New Pizza Lovers Pizza Topped With Smaller Pizzas, then garnish it with a freshly seared sausage off Tony’s grill (pictured, plus ghost). Whatever they end up eating, the final scene will supposedly take place in the Glutton’s favorite ice cream parlor, Holsten’s. YUM.

In other Food & Drink Friday news, I’m leading a boycott against Mrs. Beasley’s cupcakes for catering to Princess Paris.Won’t you join me? It’s really easy. You just buy cupcakes from anyother bakery. I’m doing really well so far! It helps that I’ve neverheard of it and don’t live in L.A.

Finally, a new study— presumably conceived and carried out by total stoners — proves thatLetterman watchers eat 44 percent more potato chips than people whodon’t watch TV, while Leno watchers eat only 42 percent more. (Why soslack, Jay fans? Crunch all you want, he’ll make more.) Are theseresearchers serious? I hope so, because I’d like to be included in thenext study. Being "given chips and put in a room" is pretty much all Iever want. That and cupcakes.

Chow Ciao!

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  • Michael

    I think they’ll all eat dirt. T should have killed Paulie Walnuts while he had the chance, because tonight Paulie will deliver the coup-de-grace to Tony. He’s been working both sides and will become the NJ stooge for the NY guys when T is dead.

  • jenjen

    What happened? I changed the channel for 3 seconds and it was over? Meadow finally got the car parked and the guy got up from the counter and then what???

  • hammylu

    that’s it – wtf?!!!!!

  • flyshow

    what the hell was that???

  • jenjen

    Your kidding???

  • Patty

    Are they expecting to make another “Soprano’s” series? Maybe a spin-off? What the #@&% was that?
    That was the most ridiculous ending ever. We’re boycotting any show David Chase ever makes again.

  • Anonymous

    there has to a movie in the works

  • jenjen

    Patty, I smell a spin off, too…or a movie. The door was left wide open.

  • Jay


  • Marci

    They’re all dead.

  • zz

    I should have guessed. Chase is always doing this. Over ¾ of his storylines go nowhere. The lamp from season 3 anyone? Note to self, write show with pointless subplots, convoluted dream sequences and end series with cut to black. Then reap the rewards and be regarded as a creative genius. Chase you’re a tool.

  • Suzie

    WTF was that???! WORST ending ever! I heard that they filmed 4 endings and no one knew which one they were going with. That’s the one they chose??!? No closure whatsoever! Oh, I’m so aggravated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anthony Andolini

    This was worse than the “Seinfeld” series finale.

  • ari

    psuedo-intellectual snobbery bullsh*t. a total slap in the face to everyone who has followed this series from the beginning – and even to people who only watched tonights episode and had never seen it before

  • Suzie

    Are we “supposed” to believe that the guy at the counter blew them all away when Meadow finally got to the table?? Or are they supposed to live as one big happy family?? And what was with all the attention on the cat?? I so don’t get any of it!!

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