Happy birthday, Oprah Winfrey!

Oprah Winfrey turns 53 today, and what was I going to do? Not honor her with a haiku? You know she has so much power and money that if she wanted, I could wake up tomorrow in a cardboard hut in the Arctic Circle with no idea who I am or how I got there. Also, she’s pretty awesome, so let’s get to work.

oprah, change my life
you have power, pretty hair
please endorse popwatch

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  • Christopher

    Gender, social classes
    divide us, but you talk to
    me as an equal

  • Ed

    Hey Oprah, GOprah!
    Go Oprah-Go Oprah-Go!
    Hey Oprah, Goprah!

  • junior

    School in africa?
    Check. What to buy next? Oh, a
    Rachael ray dart board!

  • step

    one thousand dollars?
    i’ll change the world for you
    give me more money…

  • Louise

    All powerful one
    Nix Rachel Ray show, instead
    Amy Sedaris!!!!!!!

  • Becky

    Oprah’s new Book Club
    Makes me want to read novels
    Because she said so

  • furry_tom

    Sycophant housewives
    Touch the hem of your garment,
    Drool like Pavlov’s dogs

  • spud

    Patting your own back
    Gifts are best given low key
    Insist we all know

  • skeeve

    Your own magazine
    Always on your own cover
    Full of yourself much?

  • Gretchen Weiners

    oprah, go away
    so your lemmings will follow.
    free thinking works best

  • aramis

    The power you have
    Makes grown men jump on couches
    You sho’ is GORGEOUS.

  • aramis

    Giver of free things
    Heart and pocketbook so full
    Please buy me a car.
    Thought of another, sorry, lol.

  • furry_tom

    The vacant masses
    Think your inane blattering
    Is the word of god.

  • furry_tom

    Whoops, meant “blathering”.

  • Rose

    Oprah rules the world
    We mere mortals can just bask
    In her Oprah-tastic light

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