The good folks at MetaFilter directed me to a most peculiar photo taken at yesterday’s 118th Rose Parade, where director George Lucas served as Grand Marshal, and a legion of Star Wars fans dressed up in his honor. It seemed to me the perfect opportunity for a rousing game of Beat This Caption, so… hop to it, and beat this caption!
"Girl, if Miss France steps on my boot one more time…"
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Well, at least thses outfilts are better than those snowglobes we had to wear at the Albertville Olympics…
“But the geeks shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in an abundance of virginity.”
Luckily with no wives or girlfriends to stop them, the Stormtrooper march went on as planned…
I don’t know about you guys, but whenever I see Stormtroopers marching in a parade, I get all nervous, 1939-style!
Of course, the Empire flag had to be held just a little bit higher…
Ladies and Gentlemen….the Tournament of Nerds Parade!
“Awe Mom, I wanted to be the only one wearing white.”
“It’s a small universe after all…”
This years geek convention had to be held outside because Dave’s mom is recarpeting the basement.
Coming soon to a theater near you, “The 40-Plus Flag Bearing Virgins”
Supreme Chancellor/George W. Bush: [to the Senate] In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.
Senator Amidala: So this is how liberty dies.
Man, are the Cylons gonna be pissed the Troops got to Earth first.
Every year the Gay Pride Parade gets just a little bit more insufferable!
Everybody together now: “It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all….”
Three days later, the protests over Saddam’s execution continue.
So this is how heterosexuality dies, with cheers.
“Stars and Stripes?!? I thought you said ‘Death Star’!”
Aren’t these Ford’s pallbearers?
In an effort to make the U.N. Peacekeeping Force appear more formidable, new U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-moon has instituted new uniforms for all soldiers and demanded he only be addressed as “Darth.”
It’s a good thing Leni Riefenstahl wasn’t Grand Marshal.
If you think this is bad, next year’s theme is Pootie Tang.
I find it really hard to believe Dark Lord Lucas okd this. I am so getting a life when I get home.
These stormtroopers marched into battle against a foreign, unfamiliar enemy… a woman.
The University of Michigan’s Flag Corps team had their uniforms and flags lost in transit. George Lucas volunteered to help them out. Perhaps they should have been more specific in their request to him.
“Does this outfit make me look fat?”
Ok. We’re going to go in the flag order of most important to least. Ok, USA, first! Turkey, get to the back of the line. I don’t care if you’re funny, personality dosen’t make up for your crappy country’s looks!
Said one geek to another, “At last! Our campaign for world domination is complete.”
Damn, that b*tch has the same outfit as me.
I probably shouldn’t mention I’m Jewish.
March in the Rose Bowl Parade? But I was gonna go to Toschi Station and pick up some power converters!