Not sure what’s scarier about this pic, taken Tuesday night at the Rocky Balboa premiere afterparty in Vegas: is it Carrot Top’s seemingly steroidal muscle development (who knew punching collect calling codes on payphone buttons was such good exercise?), or is it the notion that he, Sylvester Stallone, and Tom Jones might be hatching some megalomaniacal plot for world domination involving inflatable props and swingin’ Welsh R&B riffs? Anyway, here’s my caption; I trust you PopWatchers can top it:
¿Quién es más macho?
What has beens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…PLEASE
OH MY GOSH—What the hell happened to Carrot Top?
Hell, this may be true, “Next season on VH1′s the Surreal Life…..Carrot Top, Sly Stalone, and Tom Jones each try to seduce….Micheal Jackson. Followed by Flavor of Love 3: The clap is back.”
This picture made me decide to go lesbian.
Kathy Griffin hanging out with Sly and Tom. The D-List still rings true.
The rapture is upon us… one more horseman and we’re done for!
The Seventh Sign Of The Apocalypse
Is this a movie premiere or a plastic surgery convention?
Dude, like, if you buy this Herbalife stuff I’m selling now, like, you can have guns as big as mine!
Is Carrot Top trying to look like a drag queen on purpose? Nice eyeliner, dude.
A fine example of the three stages of ‘do-ability’:
1)Tom Jones – most women would do him
2)Sly Stallone – some women would
3)Messed-Up Carrottop – not in a million years
Nancy Drew has FINALLY solved the case of the missing botox!
I don’t know who has been under the knife more… Oddly enough, Tom Jones looks the least plastic of the three
Texas Chainsaw Massacre VII hits the big screen November 2011.
Quien es mas Botox?