Dec 21 2006 11:00 AM ET

Beat This Caption ('Rocky Balboa' edition)

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153225__rockyb_lNot sure what’s scarier about this pic, taken Tuesday night at the Rocky Balboa premiere afterparty in Vegas: is it Carrot Top’s seemingly steroidal muscle development (who knew punching collect calling codes on payphone buttons was such good exercise?), or is it the notion that he, Sylvester Stallone, and Tom Jones might be hatching some megalomaniacal plot for world domination involving inflatable props and swingin’ Welsh R&B riffs? Anyway, here’s my caption; I trust you PopWatchers can top it:

¿Quién es más macho?

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  • Snarky

    What has beens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…PLEASE

  • Deb

    OH MY GOSH—What the hell happened to Carrot Top?

  • Chris

    Hell, this may be true, “Next season on VH1’s the Surreal Life…..Carrot Top, Sly Stalone, and Tom Jones each try to seduce….Micheal Jackson. Followed by Flavor of Love 3: The clap is back.”

  • Louise

    This picture made me decide to go lesbian.

  • BB

    Kathy Griffin hanging out with Sly and Tom. The D-List still rings true.

  • jim

    The rapture is upon us… one more horseman and we’re done for!

  • chuck

    The Seventh Sign Of The Apocalypse

  • Swadester

    Is this a movie premiere or a plastic surgery convention?

  • Tess

    Dude, like, if you buy this Herbalife stuff I’m selling now, like, you can have guns as big as mine!

  • T

    Is Carrot Top trying to look like a drag queen on purpose? Nice eyeliner, dude.

  • Joel

    A fine example of the three stages of ‘do-ability’:
    1)Tom Jones – most women would do him
    2)Sly Stallone – some women would
    3)Messed-Up Carrottop – not in a million years

  • jarett

    Nancy Drew has FINALLY solved the case of the missing botox!

  • Eric

    I don’t know who has been under the knife more… Oddly enough, Tom Jones looks the least plastic of the three

  • Chris

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre VII hits the big screen November 2011.

  • Cliff

    Quien es mas Botox?

  • lelee

    Yikes!!! Carrot Top really needs to leave the roids alone.

  • brandonk

    I swear, Carrot Top looks scarier every time I see him…it looks like he’s on steroids and has had a very tight facelift.

  • john

    From what I hear, he should be called Carrot Bottom

  • Ceballos

    “It IS unusual.”

  • Dave

    OMG, that’s the most frightening image I’ve seen in a long time. Stallone looks like his typical botoxed self, Tom Jones looks like a ’70s porn kingpin, and Carrot Top has transformed himself into a steroidal drag queen. Was someone below hinting that he’s gay? I haven’t heard those rumors, but I hope they’re not true. We have enough problems being accepted by mainstream America…

  • Myma

    Better living through chemistry.

  • Mike

    An A lister, a B lister, and their red headed step child…

  • Nancy Walker

    Ay Caramba! Que es esto?

  • mark in nyc

    On the season finale of celebrity Nip/tuck

  • Paul U.

    Sylvester Stallone went to Vegas and got to meet the stars of the two biggest shows on the Strip…Tom Jones and Reba McEntire!

  • Martha

    Oh look, it’s the cool table at the Men’s Face Lift Convention!

  • Abbey

    I didn’t know that Sly Stallone knew the creepy guy from the Silence of the Lambs… “It puts the lotion in the basket..”

  • Vegas Terri

    What’s new, pussycat? YO-OOOOO, YO-OOOOO, YO-OOOOOOOO!!!

  • Rebecca

    The 1st Annual Batman Villain Convention: The Joker, Mr. Freeze, and is that a Penguin flipper I see, Tom Jones?

  • Jazzy

    Carrot Top has really out-uglied himself this time. Do you guys think the carpet matches the drapes. Forget Lindsay Lohan, the title of ‘Firecrotch’ should be bestowed on whatever that is…

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