Ever hear the one about Jamie Lee Curtis being a hermaphrodite? Or J. Read the full post.
Dec 14
2006
08:46 PM ET
This post is full of vicious lies
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Crotch Land
Ass Assassins
Stop! Or My Mom Will[edited for content].
Anuz
(I know this is really Woody Allen’s movie and that I’m reaching but I refuse to let this post die, I’ve put too much work into it. If I have to, I’ll start doing Frank Stallone movies.)
Shaven
(a parody of Driven, but see, the answers aren’t as obvious anymore)
Tango’s Rash
Growing up in the 70′s and 80′s, there were three that I could never decide whether or not to believe:
1. That kid Mikey dying from ingesting Pop Rocks and Coke at the same time.
2. Gene Simmon’s tounge was actually a surgically attached cow’s tounge. That’s actually funny now.
3. That one about Rod Stewart having his stomach pumped…
Does anyone really want to see Stallone in a porn anyway? Now Burt Young, perhaps…
I heard that Veruca Salt was taking on five, six Oompaloompas at a time (in the original, not the remake).
And Augustus Gloop is gay…
About $250/hour, Tom. Call my people…
RE: About $250/hour
Doing best “Dude” impersonation: Uh, I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
Such a stupid thin to discuss rumors.