It’s time for another round of "Beat This Caption," PopWatchers, so without further ado, check out this photo of Wesley Snipes (recently indicted in the U.S. on tax-fraud charges) filming a new movie, Gallowwalker, in Namibia.
Due to a fuzzy cellphone connection with his accountant, Wesley Snipes doesn’t realize he’s supposed to hide from the IRS, not bring hides to it.
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Taxes? We don’t need no stinkin’ taxes.
Snipes prepares for “2 Wong Foo 2: Electric Brokeback”
If Snipes doesn’t get his butt back to the states and pay those taxes the IRS will have his hide.
In his latest movie, “Gallowwalker,” Wesley Snipes goes back in time to prevent the creation of the Internal Revenue Service. In this production still, he attempts to enlist the aid of Native American Indians to achieve his goal.
Always bet on black…horses!
Here’s proof that the fashion police do not have an extradition treaty with Namibia
Move over Johnny Cash, there’s a new Man in Black.
Due to his problems with the IRS Wesley Snipes has had to go from Jungle Fever to Desert Fever.
(Snipes comment to law enforcement) Sir, I told you, I don’t know a Wesley Snipes. My name is Pipes… Smokesthem Pipes.
“Giddy-up me away from the IRS, you stallion you.”
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“What we have here…is a failure…to pay our taxes.”
Ever since the IRS forced me to pay back taxes, this is the only mode of transportation I can afford.
I got two:
“The IRS, having taken much of what he owns as a settlement for tax evasion, leaves Wesley Snipes with 40 acres and a mule.”
or
“Mr. Snipes, you cannot expense the horse. I don’t care how cool you think you look on it; you cannot expense the horse!”
When the dust settled, a tragic realization set-in: only those settlers fleeing on horseback had had any hope of escape in the Great Black and Tan Hide Rebellion of 1827.
Horse Zone
In an attempt to pay off debt, Snipes decides to make another comic book character come to life. This fall we have the pleasure to present you with:
Jonah Hex – The Movie
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“And the horse you rode in on.”
Snipes, with moderate confusion over the IRS’ sandy new digs, ponders ‘Whose hide is next to be skinned?’
“Why the f*ck am I here again? Oh yeah…”
Wesley Snipes’ new movie “Dances with Fines and Levies.”
“Blade IV: The Search for Wesley’s Gold”
Knowing that he owes the IRS money, Wesley Snipes treks to Namibia to look for orphaned children he can sell to prospective adoptive parents (aka desperate-for-image-overhaul overrated Hollywood couples).
New Line takes a fresh approach to its long-running vampire franchise – “Blade 4: The Good, The Blade and The Ugly.”
Ishtar 2 : New Jack’s Don’t
Brokeback Blade
In an effort to capture the same amount of buzz as Samuel L Jackson did by combining action and animals, Snipes signs on for the most intense western and equine movie ever produced: “Blade on a Horse”
Sand. Hair extensions. Who thought combining those two would be a good idea?
After a failed attempt to “dream the impossible dream”, Don Snipes decided to head south of the border. Unfortunately he did not have a map.
I’m posting this in a few different spots because I’m new at this and not sure exactly how to do it but a statement made by Wesley Snipes has me furious.
I’ve enjoyed Wesley’s movies for years and I hate that he has a disagreement with the IRS. I cannot stand it when a person plays a racial card for a situation that has nothing to do with race. Wesley, I hate to tell you bud but the IRS’s only colors are green. You need to “Man Up” and tend to business. If you feel that you don’t owe the taxes, get a lawyer, if you owe them, pay them. Please don’t play the racial card, thats weak and you’re more of a man than that.
Leave the clebs alone they are F@$#ing people to. they have feelings to. Treat them how you would wnt to be treated. Just because they have alot of money and there famous dosen’t mean that they should be treated any diffrent. Leave them the F@#K alone.