Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock (pictured) are getting divorced, and I’ve wept my share of tears for the demise of their four-
month/
three-
wedding union. (Divorce: 562,374, Hollywood: 0.5.) Also went over the pages of Pam’s diary (the best bedtime reading), and stumbled through a secret doorway into an alternate universe of the future, Pamela Anderson-style.
12/17/2006
New Beginnings
Denise Richards and I are both getting married. It’s going to be a double wedding. Denise to Richie and me to Borat, the real one, he’s my hunny bunny Mahir. Turkish men are the best. No yachts this time, just poker, like I promised. My chihuahua Luca was going to be the doggie of honor, but I changed my mind when I realized it might cause him to hold his pee and then what kind of PETA spokesperson would I look like? He will be coming with on the honeymoon. Party in Istanbul! P.S. The marriage has not yet been consummated, though I am pregnant.
2/1/2007
Cravings
Being pregnant is great. I recommend it to everyone, even the paparazzi. I’m craving champagne and whipped cream so bad right now. With pickles. And anchovies. And hamburgers. And veal……mmm…veal. Did I mention fois gras? God, I love that stuff.
2/14/2007
Valentine
Happy V-Day! If you aren’t in love, get there!!!! It is the best feeling in the world. Mahir and I are beyond blissed right now. It looks like hubby le trois/quatre? is going to be the one to take with me to the grave. Oh, by the way, we’ve decided to name the baby Borat.
If I had to wager, I’m guessing they got married because Pam was pregnant with his kid, but then she miscarried & whatever “love” they thought they had rekindled, they figured out it was pretty much gone with the unborn child. ((SAD)) I’m also guessing since that was also around the time Brit & Kevin broke up, they let them have their time in the limelight, & figured they’d wait to see if they could survive an actual holiday together with their families. I’M GUESSING WE GOT THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE! Anyone else think of any celeb couples that are gonna bite the dust before the end of 2006????
Was anyone expecting anything different? Let’s hope to Kid not having the Hep now………Yuck.
What a shock! Pamela Anderson’s marriage did not last?
It is so odd that she let the world know of her ailment after the marriage. I was going to send her a gift certificate to a Hollywood clinic, but decided against it, because I thought maybe, just maybe, that would be in poor taste. I was wrong.
I am not going to shed tears over the breakup of this fiasco. She does not know how to stay married. Next week-heck maybe today, she will be sporting another dirty looking guy on her arm.
Santa said: “ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.” Pamela turned around and said: “How did you know what I was.?”
A package of double-tested rubber-goodies will arrive at noon today for pam. Please drive responsibly.
Don’t worry Pamela, there are a million guys who don’t care where they play. Just don’t forget a trip to the drugstore.
Attention:
All Hollywood clinics, please leave doors open for the influx of super stars that will be arriving, because of the pamela Anderson news. Take a break at three and reopen at five, it’s going to be a long night.
When I look at this picture I see Kid saying:”Ah! I married up, and Pamela is saying:”I married down.” This marriage was on a collison course to begin with. Neither one of them will have a problem finding low-brow people to sleep with them.
TRULY SHOCKING…. not!
i think its kind of sad, many couples can’t survive a miscarriage.
I really don’t care that the marriage is over, who actually thought it would last anyway. The one question I have is, when is Pam getting some class, she always look’s like a stripper. Cover yourself from time to time cause your not the young anymore.
Borat: NOW’S YOUR CHANCE!!!!
I agree. She’s pushing forty and a mom of two, so it’s high time she dresses more appropriately. I’m not saying that she has to look like a dowdy housewife, but she can’t dress like a stripper forever.