Mario Lopez is a LIAR!

153246__mario_lYes, yes, we’re late ringing in on this, but we never miss an opportunity to point at someone and give them the full-on Princess Bride treatment: Mario Lopez? You are a LIAR!  LIAAAR!  LIAR! 

What is up with this nonsense about you never having danced before? We all know your secret, and your secret is the "Dancing to the Max" episode of Saved by the Bell, on which you flashed some serious shoe leather and totally would have won the competition had Lisa not gotten the cripple-pity vote. We all saw it. And Lopez, it is time for you to come clean. Because we smell smoke, and it is coming from your pants.


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  • Sally

    I thought Mario was awesome and poised to take the big prize. I also hope after this his career zooms upward. Behind Mario: Joey Lawrence, Viveca Fox. springer and Hamlin MUST GO! They add nothing to the contest.

  • Reesie

    Mario Lopez used to dance on Kids Incorporared! His name appears on the credits.

  • Margaret

    Mario is definitlty lying he danced on SAVE BY THE BELL! Remember Mario when you lie cover your TRACKS…People who BS get NOWHERE…Liar!!!!

  • Crystal

    Thought I was the only one that remembered he used to be on Kids, Incorporated as a dancer…..damn I’m OLD. Which (and I missed his dance, I was watching House and flipping over to ABC on commercials, and then, ya know, shower), made me very unsurprised when I heard he did well.

  • meb3q

    HAAAAAAA! I was thinking the same thing! I think he even did ballet once to impress Jessie and win her back. So sad to know that pop culture fact. LOL.

  • Molly

    Marion Lopex used to be a background dancer/drummer on a Disney show called “KIDS Inc.” The same showed spawned Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson of the Black-Eyed Peas.
    Oh, and we’re not talking cool “pop and lock” street dancing. Mario’s pirouettes were so of the loveliest I’ve ever seen! (snark.)

  • Jen

    The real problem here is that people are missing the true blessing and entertainment of all this … Mario is eye candy taken to a whole new level–a really nicely built man who can work his hips, (and I’ll just call the rest) “etc.” in a way that can make your knees weak while sitting down. And I haven’t even mentioned the dimples!! I can honestly tell you that whether or not he danced before never even entered my mind as I sat and watched and re-watched and re-watched and …

  • newbie

    I swear I heard him say in a recent interview that he has been dancing all of his life.Those hips obviously have swiveled before, and I don’t think it is fair. They need to do a better job of getting a level playing field so that improvement can be a factor.

  • Valari

    “Joey” Lawrence is claiming the same thing…”I’ve never taken dance lessons”…then why did I see you doing a full tap routine when you were 7 on Gimme a Break??? Joey…you give ME a break. LOL

  • Jessie

    This is ballroom PEOPLE.

  • Nancy Walker

    Remember, he is an actor. Hypocrite-stage actor. This is the reason he is a liar. But he his drop dead gorgeous!

  • aramis

    Ok, this is a big hint at my extreme nerd-dome…
    Mario has been dancing all his life. I know this because I’ve followed his career since he was, and I kid you not…a flyboy for
    KIDS INCORPORATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I can’t remember what season…but I think it was somewhere in between Martika and Jennifer Love Hewitt’s run on the show. He was a back up dancer. Look it up.
    No formal training….then what, he plugged a USB cord into his head back in the 80s and downloaded the choreography to the show, never having to practice?
    Rrrrright.

  • paige

    yea i realized he was lying when i was watching because of all those dancing episodes on saved by the bell… but either way, im psyched to see slater still working… and yes i will still be voting for him even though its obvious he’s a big liar.

  • Ed

    Holy smokes, this is the most homoerotic season yet – Joey and Mario together! Did anyone else catch Joey on the Ellen show, man that outfit he was wearing made mine melt right off.
    Thank God for Tivo.
    P.S. I’m waiting for the episode in which the men have to wear spandex (lets hope its when Joey and Slater are the last two standing).

  • David

    I feel bad for Hamlin because of his wife. The dancing I could forgive but he’s definitely not nearly as charismatic or entertaining as she was.

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