Noted shirt salesman and near-homeowner Dustin "Don’t Call Me Screech" Diamond has a lot to say about the carnal arts. Turns out he’s something on an expert, having plowed countless extras on the set of Saved by the Bell. (For just a moment, let’s climb inside the mind of one of those extras. Your friend already called dibs on Slater, and that slut with the disingenuous My Little Pony hairband is snogging Zach in wardrobe. That leaves Screech and Mr. Belding — and Mr. Belding says he’s conserving his "chi." An agonized sigh. Then, in a defeated voice, "Hey, Dustin, I’ve always wondered how you ‘created’ the character of Screech…")
Still not icked out? Then go to this Nerve page (thanks to Defamer for the link — which, incidentally, is decidedly not safe for work, kids, or decent, upstanding citizens) and check out "Sex Advice from ’90s icons,” a funhouse of skin-crawling awfulness, where your childhood memories are transmuted into hellish sexual realities. Other "icons" also weigh in, including Susan "Stop the Insanity" Powter and Dazed and Confused’s Wiley Wiggins, who advises, "If your girlfriend gets hot after watching Showgirls, she’s probably a drag queen."
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Hee hee… Wiley Wiggins.
I hope he pinches his nose when he give out the advice.
I never want to ask a 90’s icon about sex again. Except for MC Hammer. How do you hide a woody in a pair of parachute pants anyway?
Clinton’s words were: “I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time-never. These allegations are false.” If you know your grammar, by saying “these allegations are false”, his whole sentence was a lie.
Oral sex has always been acceptable in an intimate and personal relationship. Lying to his wife was not acceptable.
Secondly Striptease and Showgirls? If the relationship was in it’s early stages, then go with “Princess Bride” or if you want hot but not so freaky, Blue Velvet. If it is not and she wants to share something personal with you? Showgirls? Yeah if you want to laugh your a*s off at Berk’s horrid acting. Skinamax is cheaper.
I think I threw up in my mouth at least ten times reading Screech’s answers.
icons?
Wow…why do people use the word ICON in such a casual, misdirected way?
An ICON is an image that everyone recognizes,an image that even without knowing the name, is universally known.
I can see MC Hammer,his onstage antics, colorful wardrobe and legendary bankruptcy being called a 90’s icon, I can even see how Screech might be called an ICON of the nineties…but Dan, the gay dude from MTV’s Real World Miami????
How many people would recognize him in a lineup really?
We all need help if he’s an Icon.
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