Sure, I could celebrate David Hasselhoff’s 54th birthday by watching the creepy video clip for his single ”Jump in My Car” — because everyone knows it’s entertaining to watch a young woman succumb to a hirsute stranger luring her into his automobile — but instead, I’m going to visit the Hasselhoff Arcade for a game of Hoff Invaders, or maybe Pac-Hoff. After that, I’m going to click here and spend the afternoon waxing the suddenly ubiquitous America’s Got Talent judge’s manly chest. (Thanks to Chaoskitty for the links). I invite you to do the same, and don’t forget: When you’re done, you’ll have the raw materials for knitting a jumper.
Jul 17
2006
05:56 PM ET
Happy birthday, David Hasselhoff!
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After work, I plan to watch Starcrash, Hasselhoff’s best science fiction venture.
Check out some manly images @ http://www.pachanko.com/starcrash/images/dvd/Crash01a-.jpg
Knightrider was TV at it’s best. “Be careful Michael!” and “Kitt, I need you!” are classic Tv lines that are burned into my memory. Anyone else remember that evil twin episode? Awesome.
Kitt’s evil twin was named CARR
Man back when I was 8 years old, seeing a picture like that of David would have made me all tingly inside. Now I’m out of the closet and more sophisticated with my taste, haha!
No hilarious b-day haiku?!? It’s ok.
I am so sad that I have to share my birthday with David Hasselhoff – German Singing Sensation so I try to comfort myself by thinking that I share my birthday with Night Rider.
B-day Haiku:
Big Hair knight rider!
you work on a feisty beach
starcrash sucked bad
(“sucked” counts as two sylables, right?)
I love David…He is my boyfriend. For real!
LOL. I was having the crappiest day ever. But that music video made me realize that there are people (Hasselhoff) with far more pathetic lives than mine.
That is an awful video. Have we not learned anything from Peter Cook and his lust for 19 year old girls? Hasselhoff you ain’t all that.
KITT’s evil twin was KARR (not CARR). Knight Rider rules! I finally bought the first season on DVD and am LOVING it. I was only 4 by the time the show ended, but knew I wanted my own KITT when I grew up, Mr. Pheeny’s voice and all! Oh yeah, happy birthday to David “do you know who I am am??” Hasselhoff too.
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