Everyone’s favorite unpredictable American Idol judge –- I speak of Paula Abdul, of course — turns 44 today. In her honor, I’ve composed a little tribute ditty (to the hard-to-shake tune of ”Rush, Rush.”) Won’t you sing along with me?
You’re a whisper of sheer lunacy
You put Idol singer’s souls at ease
What I’m saying is
I’m scared of you
Here’s my story, and the story goes
I’m ”Knocked Out,” ”Crazy Cool,” and ”Straight Up,” heaven knows
I’m kind of a fan
So I’ll admit, I cannot lie
I saw your Spellbound concert too, yeah
All my pride, all my shame
People forgive me, please
Paul-la
MC Skat Cat baby, come to me
Paul-la
I wanna see, I wanna see your
Choreography
Paul-la
I can feel it, I can feel ”Vibeology”
Paul-la
Ooh, you’re on QVC
[EDITOR'S NOTE: (Exasperated sigh)]
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Slezak rules! lol! I love her choreography, but she sings like a chicken.
So freakin’ funny! No matter what anybody says, you’re a genius Slezak!
I love Michael Slezak!!!
Too funny Slezak!
OK, its ridiculous how much I’m laughing at this! Yay Slezak!
Tell me something… have you ever been in love?
If I was i didn’t know it.
(pained look in eyes and Keanu places bottle of cold milk on his cheek)
I heart you, Michael Slezak! That was hysterical.
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I’m laughing so f-ing hard is not even funny, i have stomach cramps! I swear the Slezak is a freaking genius!! no wonder i can’t stop putting work aside to check popwatch every so often (it really helps me get through 9-5 hell).
ew.com makes me love Paula Abdul.
EW is turning into the most angry bitter little magazine.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULA!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG.PAULA <3 HEYY.HAPPY BIRTHDAYY!!best wishes to youu. im your #1 fannnnnnnn. i love youuu <3
Happy Birthday Paula, you are Fabulous, you are my life, grand person and beautyful girl. thank you for all!!!