Word on the street (a.k.a. the New York Post) is that Mario Lopez, Vivica A. Fox (pictured), and Harry Hamlin are all likely to be among the third-season cast of Dancing With the Stars, and as one of those thespians so poetically put it in Two Can Play That Game: ”That’s what I’m talkin about!” Still, ABC’s going to need a few more hoofers to fill out the cast, which got me wondering: How well do you think Elizabeth Berkley remembers her Showgirls choreography? Would Coolio do the rap community proud where Master P failed ‘em? And I know this is an oddball choice, but if you check out this must-see link (and play the video clip to the bitter, hilarious end), you’ll understand why I’m also advocating for the recent winner of the Mrs. World pageant to join the DWTS lineup. Girlfriend’s got attitude for days, and she knows how to work those hips. Am I right or what?
Who else deserves a spot on DWTS come September? For the love of Lisa Rinna, don’t hold back!