Is it OK to call Owen Wilson "the Butterscotch Stallion"?

1710__dupree_lToday, in addition to a link to a promising trailer for the new Owen Wilson comedy You, Me and Dupree, one of our staffers received this email:

From: XXXXX XXXX
Sent: Thursday, May 11, 2006 7:59 PM
Subject: LAUNCHED: Exclusive trailer for ‘You, Me and Dupree’

It’s Owen Wilson Day at Yahoo! Movies.

Here’s the trailer for ‘You, Me and Dupree,’ starring Kate Hudson, Matt Dillon and the Butterscotch Stallion as the houseguest who wouldn’t leave. ‘You, Me and Dupree’ opens July 14th.

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This is, presumably, an official communique from Camp Wilson. So are we to gather that Wilson’s unofficial nickname, the Butterscotch Stallion, is now official? If so, bottles of champagne are being uncorked over at Defamer, which coined the term (to better characterize the alleged bedroom prowess of The Equine One) and worked hard to sow it in every media furrow, even facing court action for their trouble. After all, if one star embraces a blog-minted tag, the rest will surely follow.

In this endeavor, I encourage you to help me with a mass re-christening of celebrities, beginning with George "That Handsome Guy Who Sleeps with a Lot of Women" Clooney. Any other bright ideas?

Comments (8 total) Add your comment
  • kriselda jarnsaxa

    Since he’s almost as well known for his activism as he is for his talent and sensuality, I would suggest dubbing him “Studly Do-right”

  • Miles

    How about.
    Ben “I won an Oscar but not for my acting” Affleck!

  • daisyj

    Music edition!
    Tommy “the pineapple rabbit” Lee
    Elton “the jujube hamster” John
    Jon Bon “bon bon” Jovi
    Ashlee “the less talented and that’s saying a lot” Simpson

  • Blog

    He’ll always be Owen “of the messed up nose” Wilson to me.

  • Jai

    I thought Butterscotch Stallion was a reference to a blind item that stated a certain actor liked to lick the behinds of women that he brought home and got off on it.
    WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the “Butterscotch Stallion,” has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: “I don’t want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else” — and proceeded to lick her buttocks for “over two hours.”

    http://entertainment.myway.com/celebgossip/pgsix/id/06_21_2005_5.html

  • D

    Butterscotch stallion is a reference to the fact that Owen wilson “alledgedly” likes to lick women’s rear quarters.
    I don’t get what’s confusing about that? The whole point of the post is that this nickname, which of course is embarrasing, is apparently being used by either the studio or wilson’s people to promote the movie. That is funny.

  • C

    It ought to be ok now being that the studio called him that and is using it in his marketing campaign. What a weird fetish.

  • anonymous

    this is in reference to the blind item about Owen liking to lick a woman’s butt for over 2 hours…………….

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