Not that PopWatch wants to spend too much time focusing on alleged celebrity romances, but this shot of Liza Minnelli’s ex-husband, David Gest, out on the town with rapper Da Brat seems ripe for our third installment of Beat This Caption.
Your Wednesday contributions for our Brangelina photo ranged from flattering (”So hot they have been Ray Ban-ned in several foreign countries,” from Nicky) to damning (Bass’ ”Too bad they can’t adopt some talent”) to innocuously amusing (”Clairol color 48-Brangelina Black,” courtesy of Shane).
But not everyone was impressed. Take PopWatcher Karen, for example, who threw down the gauntlet with this comment: ”The one problem with this contest? Everyone thinks they’re funny, and they’re not.”
Oh-no-she-did-in’t! Actually, yes she did. So c’mon folks, it’s time to raise your games, pull out your punchiest puns, and give Karen something to laugh about this weekend by — wait for it! — beating this caption:
That’s Da-ranged.
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All I know is “Arrested Development” better last long enough to use a Lucille 3.
Who ever would’ve Gest?!
Here are two weirdos.
In the latest news: To prove that love dont cost a thing and is colorblind, David Gest has begun dating an unidentified homeless black woman off the street.
What a waste of film
It’s Da-vid Gest, it’s Da Brat-ness, it’s D-Liza-less.
(My sincerest apologies to Cole Porter.)
That’s Da-gusting!
Posing for the picture together is the only way either could get any publicity.
Damn!…Michael and Janet have not aged well.
Matt wins! Ha ha ha!
Da Brat goes from “The Surreal Life” on VH1 to… well.. the surreal life
For only $3.95 a day, the price of a cup of coffee, you can help celebrities like these find new publicists.
David Bowie and Iman need to fire their stylists.
It’s good to see that David Gest has finally found protection from Liza’s violent mood swings and phsically abusive behavior.
“You da brat!” “No, YOU Da Brat!” No, no, no, YOU da brat!” “How can I be da brat when YOU Da Brat?!”
Fat Brat and David? Surely you Gest! It’s so Gest-oh fabulous.
Gest who’s coming to dinner?
I love Jack’s comment. Subtle work, people.
Downside: This is a reality show just waiting to happen.
Upside: At least they won’t be reproducing.
Theirs is a forbidden Love.
He is pasty translucent white.
she looks like a ghetto Star Jones.
The world said they could never be.
But they escaped to… DaBrat’s Mountains.
in gay slang, a beard is a female companion used to hide a gay man’s sexuality by appearing in public as if she and the gay man were a heterosexual couple. to do this with a heterosexual woman without letting your companion know you are gay is generally considered poor form. the term originated in the mid-1960s. it is derived from the notion that a man with a woman on his arm looks more butch, like a man with a beard. closeted gay men and lesbians may also take part in this kind of relationship, to their mutual advantage. this term should not be confused with fag hag.
Soo-Oo, Soo-Oo, Soo-Oo Creep-da-fied!
Watch out, Brat! Don’t let his mouth get too close to your face, it might try to swallow it!
One Word! Gross
Hugging this lovely young lady in the hopes of getting some free payless shoes, David Gest was crushed when he realized it was not Star Jones and a rapper Da Brat instead. Gest’s lawsuit can be expected in several days. Frankly Mike I’ve been posting for ages so pick me for once!
Sorry… got lost in cyberspace. For a moment, I thought I was on awfulplasticsurgery.com.
Hey, it worked for Star Jones…
‘I can’t belive he just called me Star Jones’
Michael Jackson’s biological parents. Shamon!
Gest, who’s getting Funkdafied…