Not that PopWatch wants to spend too much time focusing on alleged celebrity romances, but this shot of Liza Minnelli’s ex-husband, David Gest, out on the town with rapper Da Brat seems ripe for our third installment of Beat This Caption.
Your Wednesday contributions for our Brangelina photo ranged from flattering (”So hot they have been Ray Ban-ned in several foreign countries,” from Nicky) to damning (Bass’ ”Too bad they can’t adopt some talent”) to innocuously amusing (”Clairol color 48-Brangelina Black,” courtesy of Shane).
But not everyone was impressed. Take PopWatcher Karen, for example, who threw down the gauntlet with this comment: ”The one problem with this contest? Everyone thinks they’re funny, and they’re not.”
Oh-no-she-did-in’t! Actually, yes she did. So c’mon folks, it’s time to raise your games, pull out your punchiest puns, and give Karen something to laugh about this weekend by — wait for it! — beating this caption:
That’s Da-ranged.
All I know is “Arrested Development” better last long enough to use a Lucille 3.
Who ever would’ve Gest?!
Here are two weirdos.
In the latest news: To prove that love dont cost a thing and is colorblind, David Gest has begun dating an unidentified homeless black woman off the street.
What a waste of film
It’s Da-vid Gest, it’s Da Brat-ness, it’s D-Liza-less.
(My sincerest apologies to Cole Porter.)
That’s Da-gusting!
Posing for the picture together is the only way either could get any publicity.
Damn!…Michael and Janet have not aged well.
Matt wins! Ha ha ha!
Da Brat goes from “The Surreal Life” on VH1 to… well.. the surreal life
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David Bowie and Iman need to fire their stylists.
It’s good to see that David Gest has finally found protection from Liza’s violent mood swings and phsically abusive behavior.
“You da brat!” “No, YOU Da Brat!” No, no, no, YOU da brat!” “How can I be da brat when YOU Da Brat?!”