Okay, I admit it, I got served yesterday playing Beat This Caption (Wilmer Valderrama Edition) — I knew I should’ve used Susman’s suggestion: ”This year, drive a Caddy. Next year, be a caddy” — but not by most of you! Sure, Ali’s ”PopoZão” reference and John’s joke about Wilmer’s career and his car being in park and made me guffaw, and usual suspect DaisyJ didn’t disappoint, but I think we can all agree that PopWatch is above Lindsay Lohan substance-abuse punch lines, right? (Right?) Alrighty then. Today, we’ve got a Brangelina sighting, and I’m imploring you guys not to drag a poor, innocent fetus into the madness. Dig deeper, people, be creative, and see if you can beat my caption:
There’s no way we’re calling you Brangelelvis.
“Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt seen leaving Benecio del Toro’s School of Beauty”
Morticia and Gomez steppin’ out.
We are so hot, we gotta wear shades.
After just seeing The Punisher, Angelina wonders why John Travolta is following her…
We’re gettin’ the band back together.
Thanks Chris, for the caption! HAHAHA! Cheered me up from my crappy day here at work!
In an effort to further confuse his already baffled adopted children (who’s my father? Where am I from?), Brad Pitt begins assuming Ms. Jolie’s identity.
what’s Brad’s next project? he colors his hair depending on the movie he’s filming…
Too bad they can’t adopt some talent.
I am Jack’s overexposed relationship.
The Carver and Kit try and make their next escape after carving up their latest victim.
Hey Trinity, Morpheus wants to meet us back at the nebekenezzer…
“Don’t look directly at them, Angelia… And remember, since you’re with me,you’re better than they are!”
Ahhhhh… Those fraternal twins are adorable!
Dibbs on driving the Caddy!!! Now where did Wilmer park it!