As part of PopWatch’s ongoing efforts to make your world a better place, we translate Kevin Federline’s recent interview with MTV.com into words that make sense to you and your families. (And in that same vein, EW’s music department also has some helpful advice about K.Fed’s ‘’soul-snuffing” new single, ”PopoZão.”) Let’s begin, shall we:
What Kevin said: ”It’s not that I don’t respect [Britney's collaborators]. I’d love to [work with them] and I’m sure one day I will end up working with a bunch of big producers, but right now I want people to know I did this.”
What Kevin meant: ”Britney said she wasn’t payin’ for me to work with Max Martin.”
What Kevin said: "We want to go out to Brazil [for the 'PopoZão' video]…then finish it up in Miami on the beach. The single’s really directed towards Miami and Brazil. That’s it. Springtime hits and it’s gonna be on and cracking."
What Kevin meant: ”Two weeks without having to change a diaper? Sweet!”
What Kevin said: ”It’s not a joke to me. This is my emotion, this is everything, the past two years where I haven’t said anything or came out and talked to anybody, I held it all in here so I can do this."
What Kevin meant: ”Po! Po! Po! Po! PopoZão! PopoZão!”
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*Sigh* you know, just when we thought that Vanilla Ice was a Queen/Bowie rip off has been, 14 years later comes his trailer park trash son who is trying not to milk off his no talent wife who sings like a chippette. God help us all.
Can we just ban any future updates on Kevin’s pending “music” career? Kevin releasing an album is worse than Paris releasing one. And EW shouldn’t be wasting their time (or ours) in validating the “hype”.
You have to have something more interesting than this bozo. Britney, divorce him already!!
Please, please, PLEASE do not write about this person any more. Thank you.
TD
Never in my life have I hoped to see an “entertainer” fall flatter on his face than I do when it comes to K-Fed. I hope he’s publicly humiliated for decades to come, and that he becomes only a punchline for stale jokes. This is my dream, and I’m sticking with it. Po. Po. Po.
Ummmm you know what? NO ONE CARES!!!!!!
please dont waste blog space on this guy
Sorry Michael Slezak, but I have to stop you NOW! I enjoy your writing far too much to allow you to go in search of meaning when it comes to this talent-less loser sucking hole of need waste of space disgusting coat-tail riding has been never was AKA KFed. There is no meaning, so end the search now and focus on something that is far more entertaining and fulfilling – like, say, making that Nick doll you were speaking of in another thread a reality.
Please, no more of Britney’s succubus!!
My favorite line of the MTV article is when they refer to his unknown producers “Disco D” and “Notes” – aka Fed’s old burger flippin’ buddies.
His life has no purpose and talking about it in this column is as pointless as, Paris Hilton.
Um, Disco D is the producer that produced “Shake That Ass” for 50 Cent.
Two of the most pathetic “humans” have created a spawn. He is useless as tits on a bull and maybe if we all stop caring. Turn off segments on tv stop buying magazines with articles this ass clown will be forced to go away.
I THOUGHT HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME WERE UP! WHO’S GIVING HIM THE EXTENSIONS?!?
Why on Earth is this guy getting any press ? Please make it stop ….. If it is “K-Fed” (ha ha) or the “Hollywood Bump Watch”, please show me the bumps.
HEY KEVIN HERE YOUR RIGHT QUITE WASTING YOUR TIME AND MINE FOR AH BUNCH OF LOSERS THAT I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW IN THE FIRST PLACE ,ILL KEEP MY PERSONALS TO MYSELF AND YOU CAN USE YOUR HYBE TO CLEAN UP THESE SO CALLED CRITICS THAT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME ,AND WHOS MARRIED SUCKERS,AND BY THE WAY WHOS MONEY WAS SPENT?LOL GOOD RITTENS AND GOODBYE
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