A few things:
1. Am I crazy, or did the good Doctors McNamara and Troy really decapitate a dead woman at the request of a prison inmate on Nip/Tuck last night?
2. Was I hearing things, or did said prisoner also say that the dead woman was his sister?
3. Um, was that the same head we saw him kissing at the end of the episode?
I’ll admit I had a glass or two of red wine before tuning in, but what the heck is going on on that show? Can anyone back me up or was it all just another hallucination? Thanks!








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1. You’re crazy. The head was attached to the torso by said prisoner. It, as well as the other limbs, did not belong to it. And the removal was done at the request of the mortuary. The only reason that Sean went to talk to the prisoner was to find out who the head belong too.
2. Yes. Which: ew. Especially since he was having sex with his “creation.”
3. Yep. The flashback of the head attachment intercut with the present of Sean removing it.
Here is my question: Were we really supposed to believe that this storyline was taking place at the same time as Julia and Gina starting up the spa? I mean, yeah Gina was offering up sexual favors, but that was a lot of process being made in what couldn’t have been more than two days in the Sean/Christian story.
what the heck is going on with this show, indeed. i know the season just started, but last season was so much better. where’s the magic that made me want to stay up to watch this show (as i decided i would rather get a few extra minutes of sleep as opposed to deciphering tuesday’s episode). and am i the only person who (1) isn’t feeling the new doctor and (2) doesn’t like the direction the writers are taking with sean and his family problems? my only draw to the show now is finding out who the carver is. but maybe that’s just me.
To Jane
“my only draw to the show now is finding out who the carver is. but maybe that’s just me.”
Wait.. YOU are the carver?
This is my best guess of who the carver is. I think it’s the Surgeon that filled in for Christian when he was cut up. Sorry I can’t remember his name.
Please let me know your thoughts.
Hear that? That is the sound of this show jumping the shark.
I was watching the World Series so I never found out who Mary Alice killed or how those people got off that island or just what exactly happened to Brad and Jennifer. Somebody help me please!
talk about jumping the shark….
first of all – ARE THEY GOING TO EXPLAIN HOW A CONDOM FULL OF CHRISTIAN’S, ummm…”LEAVINGS” ENDED UP AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME? I mean, if he’s not the carver, then someone tried to frame him, and it wasn’t the real carver who tried to frame him because he struck again while Christian was in jail…
second of all – is Matt not the most awful character on TV right now? What an obnoxious human being. And for godsakes, can’t they stop asking us to believe he is in high school? He’s 27! At least say he’s in college!
this might sound pretty crazy but i think the carver is christian’s father.. do you remember how his biological mother told him his bio father was a rapist and had raped many girls and did the same to her when she was only 14? This would explain the same dna or well more like similar enough to christian’s to arrest him.. just a random thought. As a side note, this show is getting way more bizarre than i think most people would like and its bordering the disgusting line
WHO is The Carver…???
My vote is for (drum roll please): Robert Blake!
“Don’t go to bed, with no price on your head – No, no, don’t do it. Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time – Yeah, don’t do it!
And keep your eyeeeee …on the scalpel.”
WHO is The Carver…???
My vote if for (drum roll please): Robert Blake!
“Don’t go to bed, with no price on your head – No, no, don’t do it! Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time – Yeah, don’t do it!
And keep your eyeeeeeee …on the scalpel.”
The id and I – “More fun than a barrel of journalists!”
the carver is dat other plastic surgeon,meryl cus da carver attacked after we didnt hear nemore bout him, he h8s beautiful people lol and he has plastic surgeon equiptment (both meryl and da carver) and i think i heared sumwere dat we already know who da carver is, and we’ve known meryl frm series 1, just not all dat well, but still well enuff!!! ne1 agree?
Jumped the Shark?
You have to be kidding. This show has been, and is amazing obviously some people haven’t been paying attention, mainly Katy Caldwell. They did not decapitate a dead woman at the request of an inmate, try watching the first half of the show before making asinine statements, the body was several woman put together by the inmate in question, the police asked them to return the body parts to the rightful owners and the head was a jane doe. The inmate had collected the body parts of dead women to put his sister’s head on so he have sex with her, he didn’t kill anyone and was getting released in 10 or so years so he asked Sean to save the head, Sean burned her head as she originally wanted to be cremated according to her brother.
As for the Carver, of course it isn’t Christian that would kill the show. Dr. Costas is obviously the Carver which is why he won’t be the Carver, red herring anyone. Now who has access to Christian’s sperm? Kimber? No not a chance she is the Carver. Kitt was carved so not Kitt. Gina? Wait no she is a whore not a murderer. Any other woman in Florida? Too boring. Hello it is so easy it isn’t even funny but no one has guessed it which is why it is going to happen, LIZ is the Carver, last season Christian gave her his sperm so she could get pregnant, she had an aborton but who is to say she didn’t save some in her freezer to toy with Christian later, she is the one who made it so that Rhea would feel pain in her surgery as a punishment for faking being a victim of hers, she even looked guilty in the past few episodes. Mark my words Liz is the Carver and Kimber will be the final victim when the Carver kills her in the finale (thats just a guess that I have believed in since season 2).
Sean kissing the head? It was the inmate they were showing the inmate putting her together as Sean took her apart, it is called a montage, really watch before you write or quit drinking what I am guessing is actually a whole bottle o
The Carver can’t be Liz because Christian was raped when he was attacked and last time I checked, Liz didn’t have the right equipment for that. And who’s to say that they detective didn’t plant the condom herself? She’s narcissistic and was pissed at Christian for kicking her out of bed. I think the Carver is a past patient or past character that’s either butt ugly or got really bad plastic surgery. Think about it…The Carver wears a mask and says “Beauty is a curse on the world”…maybe to disguise something??? Whaddya think?
OK Kimber and Christian will be married this season, y kill kimber off? Liz the carver, when she put christian out to test the drugs, she could have done something to him then, and yes it can be a women, ever heared of a strap-on. And a good twist would be the carver being very attracted but thinking he/she is ugly……whoever it is, hopefully its a person we’ve seen before….This show is the BEST!!!!
You’re all douchebags. Quit it with the spoilers!
Hmmmmmm……………
You all bring interesting theories……….
but really, in all sincerity, the only truly possible Carver could be Liz. She is the only one thus far not suspected (in the show). Therefore, she is the likely choice. And yes, Matt is currently a pain-in-the-living-ass. I will be glad to see that particular storyline fade away. Let the poor kid grow up!!!!! *sigh*
I, personaly, think its matt. But its so stupid everyone dont keep saying “It is kimber” “It is liz” “It is..” blah blah you guys dont know for sure so just shut up. As about my matt theory since christian is matts father, wouldnt matt have almost the same sperm as christian / they would think the condom was christians… and um does anyone have any evidence why it wouldnt be matt? Im not making my guess right for sure, but i need to know some reasons why not, to fix my guess.
Could’nt the carver be Ava son Adrian, he has several problems and he came on to matt in series 2 ‘Wait, I’m not gay. Adrian: Neither am i’ then they had thier business in the toilet, Adrian is a faggot and therefore i think it is him
I love the show and cant wait to see who the carver is. By the way i’m pulling for Julia and Sean to get back together. As for who I think the carver is I HAVE NO IDEA it could be anyone. Merill is a good guess though.
Who is the Carver? Come on, don’t you guys see it yet?
Quentin of course … who else? He was the one touching Christians butt with a look like he did it before; he was the brilliant surgeon who came to help out the two doctors fixing the victims; he was the one who injected the tranquilizer for the fake victim to really feel the pain… do i need to continue?
I’d be very surprised if the carver were Liz, I think at this point it will be an unknown. But they better step up as this season isnt up to NipTuck standards. I hate KIMBER. Keep Christan a slut, hes way to hot to be exclusive.
I think that the carver is Quinton.. He would be the only one mainly that I could think of; he is bisexual, the carver raped Christain, duh? As far as the condom being planted at the fake victim’s murder scene, it definately was probably the cop, she was very narssistic and angry that christain threw her out of his sex scenes
ok people i hate to say it but its not going to be Quentin . 90% of people think thats who it’ll be. I think the writter made it that way to throw everyone off. hes not going to make it easy. he wants to shock us and i bet he will.
Ok, for the millionth time I’ve told everyone..the carver is NOT QUINTIN Hello?? Much Much too obvious. Haven’t you people been watching this show for the past two season. It is going to be someone very unexpected but obvious once we all know. I guarantee it. It may be a woman it may be a man…women can easily “put on” equipment.
The condom…what a conundrum… I was just thinking, maybe it wasn’t his sperm.. I mean she could have just changed the results. But that would mean that she meant for him to be framed. And then what,? cut herself? We Floridian chicks may be a wee nit demented, but I don’t know, I can’t connect that part at all.
And now suddenly, speaking of sperm, Joan rivers has bought the lot of it, and is selling it on home shopping? I told my husband that it helps wrinkles… did ya’ll tell anyone?
Why hasnt Julia been “carved”? Shes pretty, isnt she?
Thank you
megan
I think its kimber the bitch is crazy
My mom always said sperm was good for your skin. I always thought she was crazy till it took my streach marks away completely. Good call Julia for marketing that stuff. Do they sell it in real life i want to know where to buy it if they do..
I say Matt is the carver. He has access to everything of Christian & Sean’s including their office& tools. His cheerleader girlfriend cheats on him with another girl then his adult girlfriend turns out to be a transsexual. He picked up and then beat up a transvestite; hits & curses at his mother, shaved his head, almost made his parents lose custody of Annie. He’s gone completely crazy so why not him?