Jul 14 2005 01:34 PM ET

'Dukes of Hazzard': No sex please, says, um, COOTER

Categories: Film, Television

Ben Jones tells Dukes of Hazzard fans not to see the new movie. He’s seen the script and says it’s trashy, full of ‘’sexual innuendo.” ‘Cause there was never any of that on the original show — right. Dude, your character’s name was COOTER.

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  • Brandon

    This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read in my life. The character Daisy had shorts named after her because they were so tight and short that you could see plenty of cheek. And since when did the “Dukes of Hazard” earn classic status? If any 80’s show deserved a little ribbing, this was it, (Great American Hero excluded.)

  • clipgirl

    THAT is the reason we shouldn’t see “Dukes of Hazzard”? Wow! I was thinking maybe it was because it sucked, but I am sure glad Cooter cleared that up for me. I’ve seen the previews and I’m headin’ fer the hills!

  • COREEN

    YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS ONE LOOKS A LOT DUMBER THAN THE TV SHOW. ALOT DUMBER. IS WAYLON JENNINGS GOING TO NARRATE THE MOVIE LIKE HE DID THE TV SHOW. THAT MAY BE THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE. I’LL GO SEE IT IF JENNINGS NARRATES AND SIINGS THE THEME SONG … JUST THE GOOD OLE BOYS, NEVER MEANING NO HARM…

  • Rob

    I’m avoiding this movie. it’s one thing to wear tight shorts, but you didn’t have lines of stupid sexual innuendo like in this new movie. the violence seems to have gone way up too. and considering CMT is recieving huge ratings for the reruns, it IS a classic and has been for years. and no WAYLON JENNINGS won’t be narriating as he has been dead for 3 years. I believe Willie Nelson is singing the song and possibly narriating. Just a bunch of MTV idiots and a pop singer doing a pooor job of acting like good ‘ol country people, and throwing in their modern trash and filth into it.

  • mindy

    I went to see this and I was shocked. Jesse never told dirty jokes. Bo was no a nerd. Luke was smart not a sex crazed man. The origenal Dukes show was a family show. The language middle finger action and dirty joke in the new movie does not fit the for the whole family title. I will never recomment this movie to any REAL Dukes of Hazard fan or even to my worst enemy.

  • oceanwave

    Just the tv ads make Jessica Simpson looks slutty. I am far from a prude but this movie is over the top. Just a bunch of crap.

  • emily

    I thoght this movie was good. I might be the only one who thought that, and it may be that I think that Jonny Konxville is hot. But give the movie a chance and stop making it sound like the movie Gigli.

  • ricky

    dude u all need to stop complaning u if u never even saw the move and u r juging it like it’s horrible the previews that was showed made it look like that it is horrible and made it look like thar is sexual content in it but guss what it’s not horrible and ther is no sexual contents in it i saw it and it is pretty funny especially how Seann William Scott as Bo Duke Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke are torturing each other thro out the entire movie and thar is nothing sexual in it and as for the violence it’s the same way it is in the show u need to see the moves before juging them it is a prety good move my Cousin thout it was gonna souck but he liks it and he aint a dukes of hazzard fan and im a big dukes of han if u dont like the dukes of hazzerd thin dont see it and dont be complaning about it and if u do like the dukes of hazzerd then see it as many times as u wont just dont be juging any move being bad inless u see it first
    p.s. see the any moves be juging them even the most stupidest move can be a good funny move

  • ricky

    thats right deleat my post becous i have a good point

  • ricky

    scrach that last comit

  • bryan

    I havent seen the movie but it dost not look like a family movie.
    P,S
    (I love the old movies)

  • Josh

    I think they need to stop sex

  • Josh

    I love the Dukes of Hazard scratch the last coment

  • Katie

    “Cause there was never any of that on the original show — right. Dude, your character’s name was COOTER.”
    I don’t see the connection. The only word I assosiate with ‘Cooter’ is cooties! Maybe I’m nieve or more likely in this case, Mr. Susman just has a dirty mind. I don’t know why they chose the name Cooter, but whatever the reason, I seriously doubt that it was the result of some sexual reference. I don’t know about the rest ya’ll, but I never saw anything sexual or sexy about Cooter’s character. He wasn’t exactly a ladies’ man.
    I haven’t seen the movie either so I won’t give an opinion on it, but Mr. Jones (Cooter) looked at the early script when he made those comments and urged them to clean it up. If you’ve seen the movie and in your opinion it isn’t dirty, then maybe it’s because they DID clean it up. Given Hollywood’s present-day obsession with sex, I’m not too sure of that, but I hope so, because it was too good of a show to disgrace like that. Despite my skepticism, I’ll try to keep and open mind.

  • Flipper

    I have been a Duke Fan sence the 80’s,let me tell you what i think. They Tottely demolished not only the Family orented movie,But the name Dukes of Hazzerd.That Movie was just wrong. Personnaly i think that Danny Devitto would have made the Best of Boss Hog & i always thought that uncle Jessi looked alot like Santa Clause. & their are alot of santa look a likes out their that could have made a better Uncle Jessi than Willie Nelson.
    daisy Duke was not a stupid Jesica Simpson Blond Dummy & her shorts were longer than the Oreginal Daisy’s !!!The Sex,Drugs & Rocken Roll theme was the worst idea in the world because The Good Ole Boys Were Country Fans, Not Punks from the 80’s..I could keep Raving,but it just would go on & on. So {THE END}

  • billy

    i seen it damn good stunts thats about it, bo not a nut,like the movie made him out to be.willie sucks anyway.and cooter means a type of turttle. the gen.lee never had a custom dash just 69 charger dash. thay need to stop killing those cars,thay are a dying breed. kill hollywood not old cars.

  • billy

    waylon is dead dumb ass,i would like to see him narrate frome the grave.

  • harley towe [hog]

    i through the new ver. was bullshit from getgo lets start with boss hog burt you got to go to skiny too tall then the knock off rosco geek tired of talking about all this my qustion is was this sopost to be a sick twistered joke to all diehared funs of the one and only dukes of hazzered iv bee a true fan for 25 years like i said hollywood is bullshit thay realy should have left the gen.lee alone and may all org.cast members that are gone r.i.p to not have to see the diss.for a move

  • isaak

    i wood love two one a car like that
    i have the sesens 1-6 and i have 5 or 6 molds
    of the car i need the real 1& the remot control 1

  • nathan brodeur

    I like the old showes better than the
    movie because it is impossible for the
    general lee to jump from a ramp and on
    to the interstate

  • kyle beattie

    i saw the new movie nothing like the old 1,1 jessica simpon didnt even look like daisy 1 daisy had brown NOT blonde hair and in the shows jessie is kinda fat but in this 1 hes skinny same with boss hog & bo & luke are contry boys not city boys & swearing & stuff theydont do that in the real shows the only part i liked was when they said ” didnt know we had this many pigs on the farm” but the rest was so fake i mean cell phones so not them

  • Richard Perreault

    Hi my name is Richard and i watch the two new dukes of hazzard and i love the old ones better and i have all the old dukes of hazzard on DVD and i have the 1969 Dodge with the 440 in it i and i say that the new dukes are not be able to be call dukes of hazzard i would not let my kids see the new dukes they are not a family show like the old ones are

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  • big .d

    Ben Jones was the real cooter in my eyes the movie is not good without the orignal cast.

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