It was all about shattered dreams on tonight’s premiere of the CW’s LA Complex, a soapy Canadian import about a crew of Hollywood wannabes trying to make it big—or just enough to pay rent in their Melrose Place-like apartment building.
Frazzled actress Abby (Cassie Steele) botches an audition for a musical TV role by puking all over the piano and the casting director. As the director puts it, “When there’s vomit on the piano, it’s time to stop the audition.” I’m choosing to forgive her for injecting my primetime TV with bodily fluids because it was out of her control. (However, I’m not forgiving her for denim cutoffs with visible pockets. Why is this a trend?) To dull the pain of a breakup with her long-distance boyfriend she sleeps with Aussie actor Conner (Jonathan Patrick Moore) sans-protection. That leads to a frantic trip to get Plan B before her audition. Unfortunately, taking Plan B right before your audition for a major role might just cause you to blow chunks. READ FULL STORY »