“When asked about her recent breast implant surgery, Kris Jenner said ‘everyone needs a fresh set every 20 years.’ Fine then, but why did you need to melt down the old set and inject it into your husband’s face?”

Movie Calendar

1. May 3
   • Arthur Newman
   • Greetings from Tim Buckley
   • Iron Man 3
   • Love Is All You Need
2. May 10
   • The Great Gatsby
   • Peeples
3. May 17
   • Aftershock
   • Black Rock
   • Frances Ha
   • Star Trek Into Darkness
4. May 24
   • Before Midnight
   • Epic
   • Fast & Furious 6
   • The Hangover III
5. May 31
   • The East
   • Now You See Me
   • What Maisie Knew

1. June 7
   • After Earth
   • The Internship
   • Much Ado About Nothing
   • Rapturepalooza
   • Violet & Daisy
2. June 14
   • Bling Ring
   • Man of Steel
   • This Is the End
   • Twenty Feet from Stardom
3. June 21
   • Monsters University
   • World War Z
4. June 28
   • Byzantium
   • The Heat
   • I'm So Excited
   • White House Down

1. July 5
   • Despicable Me 2
   • Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain
   • Lone Ranger
   • The Way Way Back
2. July 12
   • Grown Ups 2
   • Lovelace
   • Pacific Rim
3. July 19
   • The Conjuring
   • Girl Most Likely
   • Red 2
   • RIPD
   • Turbo
4. July 25
   • The To Do List
5. July 26
   • Blue Jasmine
   • Fruitvale Station
   • The Wolverine
6. July 31
   • The Smurfs 2

1. August 2
   • The Spectacular Now
2. August 9
   • Elysium
   • Only God Forgives
   • Planes
   • Prince Avalanche
   • We're the Millers
3. August 16
   • 2 Guns
   • Ain't Them Bodies Saints
   • Austenland
   • Kick-Ass 2
   • Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
4. August 23
   • The Mortal Instruments
   • World's End
   • You're Next
5. August 30
   • Getaway
   • Insidious Chapter 2
   • One Direction: This is Us
6. * Dates subject to change

Back to top ▲