We don’t know for sure whether the shirtless guy in a horse mask who was spotted jogging around Washington, D.C. this morning is actually a harbinger of the Last Judgment — but given the fact that the HMS Bounty has sunk and Hoboken is already under water, it seems as likely as anything else. Then again, a correspondent for D.C.’s News4 had another, more lighthearted interpretation: “I guess there’s an attitude with storms — you can either be scared and hide in your house, or you can have a sense of humor about it. And that’s all I can say about that guy.” Judge for yourself — and try to figure out whether he’s representing Conquest, War, Famine, or Death — by watching the clip below.
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Yesterday, Relativity unveiled the official poster for Nicholas Sparks’ latest novel-turned-movie, Safe Haven, which stars Julianne Hough and Josh Duhamel and hits theaters on Feb. 8, 2013. The poster doesn’t have anything in common with posters for other popular Nicholas Sparks movies… well, except everything. I mean, seriously:
Like Johnnie Walker Blue Label or extra fancy potato chips, the videos on YouTube’s Reserve Channel are just a little more special than the rest. And this fall, the Inter-network is premiering a slate of programs that should appeal to the online epicure in all of us — including three talk shows hosted respectively by actress Joy Bryant, Top Chef‘s Tom Colicchio, and Renaissance man Pharrell Williams.
We’ve got the exclusive premiere of the latter’s series, called ARTST TLK, below. Press “play” to hear some big ideas from writers Ben Mezrich (The Accidental Billionaires, Bringing Down the House) and Andy Greenberg (This Machine Kills Secrets)… and if you really want your mind to be blown, fast forward to the 19 minute mark. According to our sources, we can expect to see this happen in every episode.
Penis enlargement, Twitter pranks and a love child: A brief history of lawsuits involving Justin Bieber
For most, turning 18 means being able to buy lottery ticket or vote. For Justin Bieber, it meant he became the target of a wealth of lawsuits ranging from the strange to the, um, very strange.
Take this latest case: TMZ has obtained a copy of a lawsuit filed in Michigan wherein a man claims that Bieber purchased a penis enlargement with a stolen credit card. And that’s not even the craziest part! He also impregnated the man’s “daughter” Selena Gomez on his “Canadian bear rug,” gave Gomez an STD, and used the man’s stolen American Express card to pay for an abortion.
In honor of this surprisingly detailed lawsuit, we’ve compiled a timeline of all the legal action involving Bieber.
Who says cable TV stars get to have all the naked fun? Not Parks and Recreation‘s Nick Offerman. The actor has promised to strip down — but not for free.
It’s all in the name of charity, specifically for New York Collaborates for Autism, which raises funds to support autism schools, programs and services across the country. Comedy Central is hosting Night of Too Many Stars, a biennial televised event to support NYCA.
In anticipation of the star-studded event, the mustachioed actor announced his offer to bare his manhood (sorry, so sorry, couldn’t resist) via video today, complete with a Harvey Keitel dig, cringe-inducing catchphrases and, yes, a little bit of stripping. Check it out below: READ FULL STORY
And you thought you had already read this week’s craziest Bill Murray story.
Background: Actress Kelly Lynch, best known for her work in late ’80s and early ’90s touchstones like Cocktail, Drugstore Cowboy, and Curly Sue, is married to screenwriter Mitch Glazer. Glazer co-wrote 1988′s Scrooged, an updated version of A Christmas Carol starring Bill Murray. Murray also appeared in 2000′s Charlie’s Angels with Lynch. Apparently, Murray has stayed in touch with the couple — by which I mean that he calls Glazer any time he sees Road House‘s steamy sex scene, starring a young Lynch and an in-his-prime Patrick Swayze, playing on TV.
Here’s the scoop, straight from an interview Lynch did with The A.V. Club:
Speaking of Bill Murray, every time Road House is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV — and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler], “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks.” READ FULL STORY
Forget Jennifer Aniston’s nipples — you can see Chelsea Handler’s everything in this comedy bit, which aired on last night’s Chelsea Lately. The pre-taped sketch shows a very naked Sandra Bullock surprising a very naked Handler in the shower, giving her a few good slaps, and asking her to get her s— together. Specifically, Bullock wants the blonde to be a better role model, lay off the booze, and stop sleeping with her guests. The Oscar winner also advises Handler to stop urinating in front of her: “We don’t make pee-pee in showers anymore. We make pee-pee in the potty.”
Yeah, that happened. Also worth noting: Handler says that while Bullock wore a nude thong and pasties during filming, she herself was totally naked. Somehow, we believe it. See the sketch for yourself below. Warning: You’re in for a whole lot of side-boob action. READ FULL STORY
The rumor mill continues to churn upon reports that Teen Wolf actor Colton Haynes, who plays Jackson on the MTV drama, is exiting the show after contract negotiations fell apart.
For its part, the network denies all reports, telling EW, that there is “absolutely no truth that Colton is being pushed out or that he, or any cast member, is being replaced. We love Colton and look forward to his returning with the entire cast for season 3 of Teen Wolf.”
I don’t think you’re ready for this complete lack of jelly. Dancing With the Stars ASSMSTR Maksim Chmerkovskiy presumably drove his personalized Union Jack Mini Cooper all the way from Planet Mirrorballus to The Ellen DeGeneres Show to get splashed for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Thanks to my mom, DANCMSTR Dee, for texting me this important scoop. Butt seriously…. READ FULL STORY
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