“My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy,” Kim Kardashian told DuJour magazine earlier this year, in a cover interview that accompanied her pregnant bikini photoshoot. “I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything. I’m shifting my priorities.”
Pause for a moment to let that really sink in.
Then please refer to Exhibit A: a photo that Kim posted on Instagram about seven hours ago. Spoiler alert: If you’ve ever wanted to see every contour of the reality star’s famous butt, unshackled by the pesky millimeter of fabric that just barely hides it from view on a normal day — well, then today is your day, my friend: