Hot on the heels of a real tragedy, sources close to The X Factor say that judge Nicole Scherzinger will join host Steve Jones in their expulsion from the harsh, red galaxy. Nicole will not return for season 2, having received Simon Cowell’s blessing to go forth — far, far, away… no, no, a little farther… please, love, if you could just keep walking — and work on her music.
Since turning my “I love Steve Jones” post inside out and doing “10 Things I Won’t Miss About Nicole Scherzinger” seemed a bit cruel, here’s a benign roundup of some of Nicole’s most poignant and thought-provoking utterances in season 1. Print these out and let her wisdom guide you through life. You’re an inspiration for her.
Merely 12 of Nicole Scherzinger’s Most Powerful Lines of Poetry from ‘The X Factor’
“We’re nothing without the talent.” (during a confessional from her hotel suite in Seattle)
“If I were a teenager again, you’d be all over my walls.” (to the Brewer Boys) (ew?)
“If I were a season, I’d want to look just like you.” (to Lakoda Rayne) READ FULL STORY