Submitted by Guest:
“Look at all these buttons. I look like a remote control.”
–Schmidt (Max Greenfield) upset that he has to wear Walt’s double-breasted suit because the airline lost his luggage on New Girl
Check out the rest of your sound bites from Tuesday March 26 and come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!
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Morning Bites
‘New Girl’: Walt Miller… amirite?
‘Smash’ recap: New Directions
‘The Voice’ recap: I Don’t Surrender
Submitted by Becka:
“I’m Sparkles, bitch.”
–Robin Scherbatsky a.k.a. Robin Sparkles (Cobie Smulders) on How I Met Your Mother
Check out the rest of your sound bites from Monday March 25 and come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!
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Morning Bites
How I Met Your Mother recap: 45 Days
Revolution recap: Amped Up
Submitted by Jose:
“If I were you, I’d try the fish special. It’s right up your alley: blackened sole.”
–Regina (Lana Parrilla) to Snow (Ginnifer Goodwin) on Once Upon a Time
Check out the rest of your sound bites from Sunday March 24 and come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!
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Morning Bites
Once Upon a Time recap: Dead Wood
The Good Wife recap: Punch Drunk
The Walking Dead recap: The Devil and Merle Dixon
Submitted by JJ:
“If I wanted to wait on a rich man hand and foot I would have gone to Dubai with that sheikh I met at Trader Joe’s.”
– Britta (Gillian Jacobs) on Community
Read all your sound bites from Thursday March 21 and come back Sunday to share your favorite bites!
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Morning Bites
The Vampire Diaries recap: That 70s Show
Scandal recap: SCOTUS Erectus
Submitted by Epdochat:
“What should I do, Jill? Tell me! You’re the strongest white woman I know… besides P!nk.”
– Dallas Royce (Cheryl Hines) asking Jill (Gillian Vigman) for advice on Suburgatory
Come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!
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Morning Bites
Arrow recap: Exes Gone Wild
Supernatural recap: Tales from the Crypt
As you tune in to your favorite TV shows tonight, we think it’s only fair that YOU decide the night’s best sound bite.
After you’ve watched, submit your choice sound bite in the comments section of this post. Did someone say something hilarious on Suburgatory, The Neighbors, or Whitney? What about a line from Arrow, Supernatural, or Chicago Fire? It’s up to you!
Leave a comment with your favorite quote of the evening and the name of the character who said it or vote for someone else’s by hitting “Like” next to their submission.
We’ll highlight the most-voted quote as our Bite of the Night tomorrow morning, and give due praise to the submitter. Don’t be discouraged if your pick doesn’t win – there’s a whole new batch of TV tomorrow!
Ready, set, go! Let the sound bite hunting commence.
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Morning Bites
‘Dawson’s Creek’: Who’s the teenage dream, Joey/Dawson or Joey/Pacey? POLL
‘Supernatural’: Misha Collins teases the return of Castiel in tonight’s episode
Submitted by Epdochat:
“I don’t trust fish. They breathe water. That’s crazy.”
– Nick (Jake Johnson) about Schmidt’s (Max Greenfield) impulse purchase on New Girl
Come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!
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Morning Bites
‘New Girl’ recap: Roomfriends
‘Smash’ recap: Art Imitates Life
Submitted by AllieCard:
“Barney, I wouldn’t live here even if you scrubbed every inch of this place with Purell, amoxicillin, and holy water.”
– Ted (Josh Radnor) talking about Barney’s apartment on How I Met Your Mother
Check out the rest of your bites from Monday March 18 and come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!
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Morning Bites
How I Met Your Mother recap: The Fortress of Barnitude
Dancing with the Stars recap: Will you accept this pose?
Submitted by Charnicem:
“When I put ‘over easy’ on the menu, I was talking about the eggs.”
– Granny (Beverley Elliott) to Ruby (Meghan Ory) who is back in those hot pants for an ’80s flashback on Once Upon a Time
Check out the rest of your bites from Sunday March 17 and come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!
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Morning Bites
Once Upon a Time recap: That ’80s Show
Girls recap: A Rom-Com Ending
Submitted by Dr. Bombay:
“Ron Swanson: And I’ll have the number 8.
Waiter: That’s a party platter. It serves 12 people.
Ron Swanson: I know what I’m about son.”
– Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) ordering lunch on Parks and Recreation
Check out the rest of your bites from Thursday March 14 and coome back Sunday to share your pick for best sound bite!
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Morning Bites
The Vampire Diaries recap: Bring it On
Glee recap: Something to Fight About
