Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have sung together before (warning: NSFW), but last night on The Tonight Show, Offerman played a “Rainbow Song” he wrote for his wife. He’s performed it before, but this version is a little dirtier. As he went through the colors of the rainbow he sang, ”You put me on trial and gave me life, but orange you glad I didn’t say banana, when you made me your b–h and I made you my wife.” Later he continued, “Please enjoy this rainbow song and this gift of leprechaun romance. Please enjoy as part of this well-balanced breakfast the lucky charms you will find in my pants.” By the time he called her “my jaw-droppingly beautiful wife,” we were all in love with both of them.
Watch the song below:
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