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Ma'donn! Madonna crucifies self!

9599__madonna_lJockeying for a top slot on the Fox News Outrage Hour, Madonna crucified herself in L.A. yesterday. It probably wasn’t the only crucifixion in L.A. this weekend, but it certainly grabbed the most headlines. The stunt was the centerpiece of a performance that was, by most accounts, very athletic and satisfying, featuring strong vocals and dance by The Great Blasphemadge. (I’m tired of "The Material Mom" and its cognates.) Oh yeah, and there were video images of BushandBlair juxtaposed with Osama and Hitler and (to prove she reads The New Yorker) Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe. (What, no Kim Jong Il? After he was nice enough to immolate all the Pyongyang critics who hated Swept Away?)

So… big weekend for the culture wars, huh? Da Vinci makes its preordained mint; The Passion of the Madonna makes waves… If you subscribe to specious dichotomies, then it looks like this round goes to the degenerate secular humanists, while the God-ocracy smolders and regroups. But the real winners here are bloggers and cable news commentators. Imagine all the yapping this will generate! Unless, of course, it doesn’t. Tom Hanks in a wan religious thriller and Madonna, the Western world’s senior provocatrix, executing vaguely yogic anti-establishment monkeyshines on a plastic cross  really doesn’t consitutute much of a firestorm.

Which is why I propose we design our own controversy, a real corker. Personally, I’d like to see Jack Bauer buttonhole God for his part in the Sentox gas terror plot on tonight’s 24. President, schmesident — Jack should go right to the top of this thing and shake down the big man himself. ("You have 10 seconds to explain the human condition in the moral vacuum of an apparently meaningless universe… 10! 9!") Yeah, that’d light up the boards, from Falwell to Franken.

Seriously, though: Does Madonna still retain the power to shock? Is that even what we want from her anymore? And what could she possibly do at this point that would really shock you? Take communion? Move to Omaha? Patch things up with Sean Penn?

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Diva Roundup: Let's play a game...

Let’s play a game called Six Degrees of Newsmaking Songbird Separation. Actually if it weren’t for two of these gals, we could just point out that everybody on the list has been a Will & Grace guest star and be done with it, but that wouldn’t be much fun. And, anyhow, PopWatch has been a wee bit anemic in its diva coverage of late — the fact that I just returned from a week’s vacation is purely coincidental — so c’mon, let’s get started.

-Xtina plans to unveil some new music when she performs at the MTV Movie Awards, airing June 8. (Insert schoolgirlish squeal of delight here.) But will there she sport a fetching chaps-panties combo emblazoned with her delicate musical message? Drrrrrrty folks can only hope.

-Aguilera’s former Mouseketeer colleague, one Britney Jean Spears, is inching back into the spotlight with some pretty (or pretty predictable) new photos in the UK edition of Glamour. (Thanks to PinkIsTheNewBlog for pointing ‘em out.)

-Brit’s erstwhile duet partner, Madonna, shows how it’s really done with a glamorous 58-page(!) cover story/photo spread (ooh! ponies!) in W. (Apologies, by the by, for conjuring up repressed memories of ”Me Against the Music”).

-Cher (whose ”The Beat Goes On” got Britney-ized on the pop tart’s 1999 debut) is having a special space built for her when she takes over Celine Dion’s gig at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas, but will she be encased in a near-constant bubble of humidity when she’s onstage?

-Janet Jackson, who like Chastity’s mama, once made a stop on the Will & Grace promotional tour, is slated for a Today concert on Sept. 29. (See what you’re missing, Katie?)

-And, finally, Nelly Furtado’s hawt new single, ”Promiscuous,” a preview to her new R&B-heavy disc Loose (due June 20), is a duet with Timbaland, who once remixed Miss Jackson’s ”Go Deep.”

And now it’s time for me to go get back in touch with my masculine side, which leapt out my 29th-floor window while I wrote this item.

Madonna's pure poetry, yo!

175554__madonna_lMadonna’s fashion spread in the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar has inspired (what else?) another PopWatch haiku. Won’t you write one, too?

Get on down, Miss Madge
Your leotard’s like a badge
Bourgeoisie. Rebel.

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Who gives a better buzz? Madonna or Mariah?

So with the rumor flying that Mariah Carey recently purchased herself a vineyard, and the decision by Celebrity Cellars to market a collection of bottles inspired by Madonna’s Confessions on a Dance Floor, we thought liquor stores might need some help coming up with shelf-tag descriptions to accompany the new product. Check out ours, or post your own in the comments section below:

Mimi’s Cab-aret Sauvignon: This full-bodied red goes down just like honey, with a slightly nutty aftertaste, and despite the occasional sharp note, we suspect this one will be atop the charts for years to come.

Madge’s So-vogue-non Blanc: This crisp-bodied white comes on a bit strong for some, though its tartness and staying power are cherished in certain circles. Keep in mind that while each vintage has a distinctly different flavor, all bottles are 100 percent Kosher.

Madonna: Alt-rock queen?

First there was Madonna’s Grammy duet with Gorillaz; now comes the news that she’s going to make her rock festival debut on April 30 at Coachella, before heading off on her club tour. Is Madge going alternative on us? Do you think she’ll mesh well on a bill that includes Franz Ferdinand, Tool, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, My Morning Jacket, and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs? I don’t know, but I’d love to be a fly on the wall backstage to hear what Madonna and Karen O or Cat Power have to say to each other.

Madonna's summer tour: Small is the new big

Looks like Madonna will be taking the ”dance floor” part of Confessions on a Dance Floor literally on this summer’s tour, which will include a number of club dates.Tour creative director Jamie King tells MTV News that Madonna wants to be up close and personal with her fans as well as her dancers, to make the show a more ”intimate experience.” (Uh-oh, this sounds like Spinal Tap manager Ian Faith explaining why the band is playing smaller venues by insisting they’re not less popular, but rather that ”their appeal is becoming more selective.”) King also says that the set list will draw heavily on the current album, with only a handful of older hits. Look for dates to be announced shortly.

Weigh in on Madonna's new video!

124844__madvideo_lDon’t ever let it be said that I don’t totally heart Madonna. Not only did I pay money to see Swept Away, but I can also recite her ”American Life” rap by heart. (”I’m drinkin’ a soy latteā€¦”). Okay, okay, I digress. Anyhow, after catching the premiere of her video for ”Sorry” at AOL Music, it pains me to paraphrase the song’s chorus, but it’s the truth: I’ve seen it all before, I’ve seen it all before, I’ve seen it all before. Partying in a pimped-out vehicle? Madonna did that in ”Music.” Gettin’ jiggy in a discotheque? Very ”Deeper and Deeper.” Impersonating Valerie Cherish at yoga class? Oh Madge, you covered that territory in ”Hung Up.” And it’s a cryin’ shame, because ”Sorry” itself is a thumping, dance-floor delight, worthy of an unforgettable clip to match it.

I remember a time when a Madonna video was an event, a thrilling mix of storytelling and controversy and visual wonder. Remember ”Like a Prayer,” or ”Take a Bow,” or even ”Bad Girl”? Yeah, me too. And sorry, but ”Sorry” simply doesn’t measure up. What do you think, PopWatchers? Am I right, or do I need to down a third Diet Coke and re-watch this video with more caffeinated eyes?

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Will Madonna get animated for the Grammys?

143838__madillaz_lReason No. 1 you won’t want to miss the opening moments of this year’s Grammys (CBS, Feb. 8, 8-11 pm): Madonna has signed on as the show’s opening number, and she’ll be dueting with ”virtual band” Gorillaz. Now while it can certainly be perilous to attempt a duet with an animated character (to wit: Rob Lowe and Snow White, Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat, J.Lo and Marc Anthony), somehow I’m betting that Madge will find a way to make it look cool. Hey! I know! How about she concoct a cartoon version of herself to take the stage? MTV explains how Gorillaz did just that for the MTV Europe Awards last year.

What would you like to hear Madonna sing with Gorillaz? And, just as important, how should they appear on stage? Holla back!

What's Weirder? (Musical Pairings Edition)

135536__madonna_lRiddle me this, PopWatchers: What’s weirder?

A) Madonna’s next video (for ”Sorry”) will be inspired by MTV’s Pimp My Ride.
B) Justin Timberlake is working with producer Rick Rubin (Johnny Cash, Neil Diamond) for his sophomore disc.
C) Barry Gibb is buying the former home of Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash, saying he and his wife plan to ”use the home to write songs because of the musical inspiration.”
D) Def Leppard is recording a glam-rock covers album, featuring the songs of Roxy Music, E.L.O., and the Kinks.

See our pick after the jump.

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