King of random talk show antics Joaquin Phoenix used his time on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to reveal that he is harboring a crush on Globes host Amy Poehler. The reveal came in the form of a non-sequitur—how else?—following a discussion about how Phoenix does not care about awards.
“You’re answering questions I didn’t even ask,” Kimmel said after Phoenix said he finds Poehler “attractive.” The train of thought did make sense to Phoenix, however: “Well, I guess just because she’s hosting the Globes, she’s having a party, and I’m going to go, and I’m a little nervous about seeing her. I don’t really know what to say.” READ FULL STORY