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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, the diminutive mascot of MTV’s money-minting hit series Jersey Shore, has officially confirmed rumors that she is pregnant and engaged to the baby’s father, Jionni “Jionni” LaValle. The star tells US Weekly that she found out in early January, at which point she resolved that her partying days were behind her. “No more peeing on porches,” she tells Us. “Those days are over.”
Now, let’s set aside any question about Snooki and Jionni’s readiness to have a baby. (Sure, the father is still in college. Sure, the mother has spent the majority of the last two years living in a vomit-orgy fishbowl flashing her pixelized privates to an audience of millions. Sure, two entire seasons of a popular television series focused on the pair’s let’s-call-it-dysfunctional relationship.) Snooki’s impending motherhood and matrimony is an intriguing new wrinkle for the reality starlet and for her network.
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