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The name's Faulks, Sebastian Faulks

Faulks_lDuring the late ’80s and early ’90s, in the throes of a fanatical preteen James Bond obsession, I started reading Bond novels when I got tired of watching the movies over and over. I dutifully made my way through a few of the Ian Fleming originals — but what I was really into were the flashier and trashier contemporary Bond spinoffs by English spy writer John Gardner. Looking over the list of the Gardner Bonds on Wikipedia, I fondly recall tearing through For Special Services; Nobody Lives Forever; No Deals, Mr. Bond; Scorpius; Win, Lose or Die; and a few others — I just wish I could remember the one where Bond makes love to a woman with one breast (who maybe later turns out to be a Blofeld’s daughter, or something else along those villainous lines).

Given all that, the news this week that another English novelist, Sebastian Faulks, has been recruited to write a new Bond novel for early next year was rousing enough to get me to pick up a phone and make some old-fashioned telephone calls. Before I knew it, I had Sebastian Faulks himself on the other line, game for a few questions about James Bond. Faulks, who lives in London, is the highly-successful author of On Green Dolphin Street and Charlotte Gray (the basis of a 2002 Cate Blanchett movie), and his Bond novel, Devil May Care, comes out on May 28, 2008 — Fleming’s 100th birthday. After the jump, the interview!

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Cast the next Bond babe

Fun little debate we had about the Bond Girls last week, huh, PopWatchers? Well, you won, we axed Halle Berry from our rankings because, you know, we aim to please. (Although, it seems like the Hollywood Walk of Fame doesn’t, since they awarded the Oscar-winning actress a star in their studded pavement yesterday.) Anyway, I loved some of your comments about what we omitted, like From Russia With Love‘s Tatiana Romanova (Daniela Bianchi) and the always lovely Miss Moneypenny (Lois Maxwell). But I’ve got nothing to say to those who praised Denise Richards’ Christmas Jones. (For shame!)

Still, you know, it’s time to move on — for us, and for the 007 franchise. Casino Royale‘s Eva Green truly was an all-time great, but the time has come for the Broccoli bunch to pick a new leading lady for the 22nd installment, which should start shooting several months from now. And, hey, we’re here to help! So, who shall it be? A few thoughts off the top of my head: Beyoncé Knowles, Rachel McAdams, Jessica Biel, Hilary Swank, Ziyi Zhang, Eva Longoria. Really, though, I leave it open to you… bring it on, people! Another super-sexy photo gallery featuring the top vote-getters awaits you.

Where should Eva Green rank on the list of all-time Bond babes?

1467__green_lThe lords of EW.com, PopWatch, and 007 have given me a do-over, friends — and I need your help!

Last fall, just as Casino Royale was about to roll out in theaters, I put together a list of the best and worst Bond Babes of all time. As it turned out, what started as an exercise in publishing a bunch of super-sexy photos wound up one of our most popular galleries. But as soon as I saw Casino Royale — and, specifically, its stunning leading gal, Vesper Lynd (Eva Green) — I knew I’d have to make a fix. Clearly, Green’s Bond Girl was one of the best of all time. Luckily, the success of the film’s DVD (speshly its high-def version) gives me the perfect chance to make amends. Here’s where you come in: I don’t know where in the list she belongs! This is where my rankings stand now:

10. Melina Havelock (Carole Bouquet), For Your Eyes Only (1981)
9. Tiffany Case (Jill St. John), Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
8. Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenya), From Russia With Love (1963)
7. Wai Lin (Michelle Yeoh), Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
6. Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen), GoldenEye (1995)
5. Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach), The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
4. Jinx (Halle Berry), Die Another Day (2002)
3. Tracy di Vicenzo (Diana Rigg), On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
2. Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman), Goldfinger (1964)
1. Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress), Dr. No (1962)

I’m thinking that Vesper/Green belongs somewhere in the range of No. 4, but I don’t know which of these fine femmes I’d want to kiss kiss bye bye. So please lend me a hand in shaking and stirring up the list, and then we’ll put up the revised gallery later this week.

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Happy birthday, Shirley Bassey!

Shirley_lThe legendary Shirley Bassey, mistress of James Bond theme songs such as "Goldfinger," "Moonraker," and "Diamonds Are Forever," turns 70 today — not that you’d be able to tell watching this 2006 Marks & Spencer holiday ad in which she covers Pink’s "Get the Party Started." Anyhow, because Bassey’s remix CD is a road-trip staple for me, and because I’ve learned that nothing brings a rowdy karaoke-bar crowd to a state of stunned silence like covering "Goldfinger" (don’t ask), I got inspired to give Ms. Bassey the gift of a b’day haiku. Won’t you write one, too?

vocal thunderball
name’s bassey. shirley bassey.
license to (still) thrill

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Things That Make Me Die Inside, Vol. 6 (Photo Edition)

122357__rod_stewart_lThis just in from our now-blind assistant photo producer…

Oh, Rod! How low can you go?

So the new Bond flick is coming out this weekend… haven’t you heard? Well, while I was doing my photo research for the best and worst Bond girls, I came upon Britt Ekland (The Man With the Golden Gun) with another ’70s heartthrob. Yes, folks, that’s right, Rod Stewart! Who knew the tankini phenomenon all started with a dude?

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Chris Cornell's Bond theme: 'Royale' with cheese

154041__chris_lI’ve always wondered why Bond theme songs continue to cause such a fuss. It just seems like there hasn’t been a decent title song for the series in a long time. Speaking of which, Casino Royale‘s theme, "You Know My Name," sung by Chris Cornell (pictured), is officially out now. (PopWatch found the song online for you back in September). The Audioslave frontman (a career choice I haven’t quite forgiven the former Soundgarden-er for) tries his darnedest to make a memorable anthem for Bond to rock to, but in recent tradition, fails utterly.

Not that I’m surprised. I mean, the last few Bond songs haven’t had shelf lives longer than their respective movies’ opening weekends (have you been thinking much about Sheryl Crow’s "Tomorrow Never Dies" or Madonna’s hideous "Die Another Day" lately?) "You Know My Name" is fine for background music as Bond speeds off in his Aston Martin, but with cheesy lines like "I’ve seen diamonds cut through harder men" and "The coldest blood runs through my veins," not even Cornell’s powerhouse vocals can save the tune.

When oh when will a popstar rise to the occasion and give 007 the theme song he is so due? (I’m not holding my breath.) And which Bond themes can you still listen to without cringing?

Bond: Back, blond, and Brit-beloved

143219__cr_lAttention, colonists: It is official. The British love their new blond Bond. As far as the papers are concerned, he’s as good as knighted, his license to kill renewed at least for the duration of the Gordon Brown administration.  The Daily Telegraph says he "steps with full assuredness into Sean Connery’s old handmade shoes" and has a face "like an Easter Island statue." They do not come out and say that some of his predecessors had faces like an Easter bunny statue, but they come close. They praise his tough physique and “acting.”

I haven’t seen this film. But that’s not going to stop me from agreeing wholeheartedly with these mysterious British critics. Or, at least, hoping they’re right. I’ve been a big believer in Layer Cake’s Daniel Craig from minute one, and the earliest trailers (with their tamped-down paranoia, flecks of inelegant brutality, and basic theme of “how a womanizing government thug becomes a debonair murder artist”) got my martini in a twist. (That last phrase… worst thing I’ve ever written? Or worst thing ever, period? Vote below!)

“How James became Bond.” That’s a nice tagline. We’ve all wondered. And this is not an acceptable theory, I’d argue.

Fantasia, Janet, Ludacris, and 007 are streaming!

15033__fantasia_lI have just scientifically proven beyond the shadow of a reasonable doubt that you can indeed get too much of a good thing. Case in point: I haven’t yet fully digested the new Scissor Sisters CD sitting on my desk — nor the Fergie disc that, like a McGriddle, is bizarre yet tasty, and also gets covered by a stack of papers any time a coworker comes into my office — and already there’s four artists streaming online who are competing for my very limited ear schedule. (BTW, ”ear schedule” is the new ”ear delicious”; do try to work it in to casual conversation.)

First up, the indispensable Beauty N the Beat has four song snippets from the one CD I’m most excited about for fall: Fantasia’s not-yet-titled sophomore release. Granted, the title ”Baby-Makin Hips” is tres alarming, but are you gonna sit there and tell me you don’t love the lyrics? Come on, ”See that wobble-wobble/Shaped just like a cola bottle” is the best ode to bootyliciousness since ”I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.” Not only that, the beat is so hot that if it doesn’t get you up and out of your chair, then I implore you to head to the pharmacy for a bottle of Vitamin Soul. My only problem with the track is that I can’t I.D. the horn sample in the background. Help a blogger out, folks! Anyone?

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Trailer Blazer: 'Casino Royale'

1673__bond_lJames Bond is supposed to be both badass and debonair. He’s supposed to be able to take out a roomful of bad guys without spilling his martini. Sean Connery and Timothy Dalton’s Bonds seemed to favor the badass side of the equation; Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan’s the debonair side. But I believe Daniel Craig will be able to handle both sides equally well, judging from this new trailer for Casino Royale (Nov. 17). Watch him kill in cold blood during the black-and-white prologue. Watch him romance Eva Green. Watch him kick some more ass without mussing his tuxedo. And without dropping any annoying puns. Count me in; I’m ready.

'Casino Royale' website: Licensed to kill... time

184939__casino_lDon’t expect a lot of today’s PopWatch. The blogfather is dog tired.

You see, I stayed up most of the night playing this totally addictive online poker game that Sony Pictures launched as part of its Flash-y new website for Casino Royale, the next James Bond film. We’ll have to wait until November 17 to see if Daniel Craig (pictured, of Munich and Layer Cake fame) can change the minds of all the nay-sayers out there who don’t think the actor is soigné enough to slip into Pierce Brosnan’s tux, but in the meantime, JamesBond.com is all Casino all the time.

As the plot of the new film purports to show us how Bond became 007, the site is devoted to the superspy’s backstory. Hack into M’s computer to read her top-secret personal dossier on Mr. J. Bond. His parents died in a climbing accident? Expelled from Eton for a dalliance with a maid? He used to — gasp! — box? The best part: A posh British voice will read all these documents to you, preventing you from having to actually, you know, read. There are also the typical mutimedia options (character bios, trailer, photos) to keep all you Bondaphiles in the know.

But as the centerpiece of the new film will surely be its swank casino setting, it’s the interactive poker game that anchors the site’s cards-and-chips motif. Play against the computer, other players, or set up your own game of friends — it’s that easy. Which brings us back to my newfound gambling addiction. My luck is changing. I’ve almost won back the 1,000 fake dollars I’m down, and the Aces are just rolling now. And yes, I’m getting help.

(Disclaimer: PopWatch does not endorse gambling. Even fake movie-fantasy gambling. Let the blogfather be a cautionary tale.)

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