Greed. Corruption. Trans fats. Such is the sordid state of candy today. We are a miserable populace force-fed the injustices of corn syrup and artificial flavors.
Enter UNREAL — a brand-spankin’-new candy company that’s here to cast off our chains and liberate us, O children of the earth, from our oppressors.
Their new four-minute promo video takes viewers on a journey into forests and rivers and other exotic locales as it unlocks the all-natural origins of their sweets. And adding their gold-plated endorsements are, that’s right PopWatchers, celebrities: Giselle Bündchen, Tom Brady, Matt Damon, John Legend, and Twitter creator Jack Dorsey. They’re all here to convince you that UNREAL is more than just candy — it’s a motherf—ing revolution.
Check out the full video after the jump, and pay special attention to the needless shot of people inner-tubing on the Amazon.